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When you’re having doggie style sex with a girl and you ask her if you can stick your finger in her ass. Instead of a finger, you insert a Thai spicy pepper and wait for the burning to begin. When it does, she’ll start bucking and convulsing her vagina muscles, which feels delightful.
“I gave Stephanie a Thai Delight last night, I don’t think there will be a second date.”
A classic Tuscan dish prepared with only the finest of weiners taken from local towns and then smoked repeatedly under the care of vestigal virgins for up to thirty days. The weiners are then roasted in vat of far away spices untill desired tenderness is reached. Upon the achievement of optimal juiciness the wiener is then stuffed with some fromunda cheese and wrapped in a puff pastry. The weiner delight can be taken orally, vaginally, or anally, depending on the recipients pleasure.
Father: Honey what smells so good?
Mother: I'm fixing some weiner delight!
Father: Knights of Columbus! I'll get my bib
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Asking to use somebody's bathroom after shitting yourself then smearing your own scat generously over the walls before casually walking away, leaving your shitty, soiled underwear on the floor. Good currys from Asia can enhance this experience
I thought that he just wanted to take a piss but he left a full on Martin's delight in there, get the gloves!...
Ah fuck, Rob, it's got into the taste buds!
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Asian Delight occurs when an asian woman who has been sexually repressed by the unsatisfying, microscopic, asian penis finally has a chance to enjoy the penis of a man of another race i.e.(black, caucasin, or latino). She marvels at the size and the amazing enjoyment that is derived by being pleased by a substantially larger penis. This state of euphoria is often refered to as Asian Delight. After experiencing Asian Delight many Asian women vow never to entertain another Asian man again!
Quanlee just broke up with Wong last week and decided to go out to the bar and party. She got drunk and accidently went into the men's room where she saw several guys taking a piss. After seeing how much larger their penis' were than Wong's she imediately went into Asian Delight and let all of them fuck her there on the spot. Now she wants nothing to do with the tiny asian penis.
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The act of shoving sweedish fish up your vagina and then having your sexual partner at them out
Dude i was so hungry last night and then martha introduced me to the Labelle Delight
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The slang term for an anal cream pie, referancing the english treat Angel Delight.
"Damn that porn was so good, it was like anal delight."
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AMAZING PUNK BAND. with such songs such as 'i wish i was a girl' and 'parental guidance'. pure genius...but seem to have disappeared of the face of the planet...
'And i heard my parents fucking and i said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...'
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