Vegan Denial

When a vegan believes disgusting food taste good because:

1. He or she has been vegan so long, he or she forgets what good food tastes like.
2. He or she is so passionately devoted to veganism that psychologically vegan substitutes must taste good.

Note: Not all vegan food is bad and not all vegans are in vegan denial.

How can anyone buy those vegan cupcakes? They taste like chalk.

Vegan Denial.

Or

I made these vegan fish tacos. They are good, not vegan denial good.

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Denial Slut

A sexually promiscuous female that has slept with many individuals but adamantly denies doing so.

Friend 1: The new girl is such a denial slut, the basketball ran a train on her and videotaped the whole thing, but she adamantly denies it was her!
Friend 2: OMG WTF she is a denial slut!

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Losers In Denial

A small band that started out in December, 2003. It consists of 4 band members currently. 1 drummer, 2 electric guitars, and 1 vocal. Band is located in Houston, Texas.

www.geocities.com/losersindenial

Wow, Losers In Denial rock! They play rock,grunge, and punk!

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Denial slut

Typically a woman, who always looks on point.
The woman is desired by all but denies anyone who asks for a relationship of any kind.

Damn, that chick is such a denial slut.

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Zach in denial

When Zachary emmanuel is in denial that he cant find a girlfriend

Zach in denial of not contemplating suicide

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Name denial

When you see a name that is spelled different than most with the same sound, and you think that spelling it that way is just wrong, and you kinda start to hate them for it.

Robert: "Her name is chanelley?"
Matthew: "Yeah but it's pronounced like the normal Shanley."
Robert: "Dude, Thats some major name denial."

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Denial slut

1) A derogatory term that refers to a girl who denies being a slut, despite obviously engaging in slutty behaviour.

2) Also may refer to someone who chronically denies about things in general (i.e. feigning innocence).
3) (Rarely) A girl or guy who denies themselves of orgasm.

Sarah: I caught cassie looking through my nudes and she insists on saying that it wasn't her, what a denial slut.

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