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Grand Designs

Theoretical elaborations that sound great on paper but never get to be implemented or fail terrible when they do.

The candidate's plans for government are just grand designs.

Le Corbusier buildings are just grand designs.

by allsaid June 7, 2017


Designated Walker

To be the sober one walking all the drunk people home.

Amy, Hannah, Lauren and Ashley went to a party in town. The designated walker(s) were Ashley and Lauren. Amy and Hannah decided to leave the party but were to drunk to walk home alone, so the designated walker(s) (Lauren and Ashley) walked them home.

by amybroook March 15, 2014


designer hoe

Want fake/over rated clothes so bad ud probably hoe for them

Boy:all i wear is trues and u wear levis broke nigga
Boy#2: go pose in a mirror nigga u a designer hoe

by chamaquito September 26, 2014


Designated Diver

A designated diver is someone who swims on behalf of somebody who either, cannot swim, tries to swim with electronics and/or is too drunk to swim.

Person One: My mom broke her phone, she was drunk and went swimming with it.

Person Two: She needs a "designated diver'

by RitchardCrafty October 5, 2015


design blind

adj. that describes individuals who are unable to recognize excellent design. Design blindness is a disorder that surpasses mere difference in taste and is typically coupled with a stubborn insistence on pursuing their own unpopular designs.

The bane of designers everywhere, design blind individuals produce efforts that are fraught with clashing colors, outdated layouts, poor lighting, complete disregard for Feng Shui, gross lack of balance, and copious examples of poor font, fabric, and furniture choices that result in generally-recognized eyesores.

I might be tone deaf, but at least I'm not design blind.

Did you see that horrendous website? Whoever made that atrocity is clearly design blind.

Your client isn't unappreciative; she's just design blind.

I want to gouge my eyes out after looking at the work of that design blind scribble monkey.

#designblind

by wanderlustjunkie June 9, 2018


Expert Designer

A rank that is obtainable in the Plane Crazy Community Discord (PCC for short), that requires 90 member-decided upvotes on your creation. Because the community consists of people who have an IQ no higher than 70, a meme build can easily obtain this rank.

People who usually have this rank and no other rank to show usually think highly of themselves and disregards any form of respect for other people in the Discord. When asked for criticism, they will not hesitate to insult your build of being "low-effort" and "shit", despite most likely not having a build that requires even the smallest amount of brain wrinkles to create. Despite that, they will almost always cause an argument when given feedback on a build they posted, even when given the smallest amount of constructive criticism.

Person 1: hey @Expert Designer can you give me some criticism as to why you downvoted my build in #creations?

Expert Designer: it's shit, plus i'm tired of people giving their builds unoriginal names
Person 1: what
Person 2: man got expert designer and now he thinks he's hot shit

by ApplePlastic March 31, 2021


design rodeo

A design session held after weeks of prep and just before a deadline. These decisions are made chaotically and without clear justification. This is analogous to "holding on to the horns of a bull until it throws you off". It also infers that the participants are all cowboys.

The designers just came out of a design rodeo that wrecked the solution - what a bunch of cowboys!

by insleys March 17, 2010