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The name given to a zit on your back that you can't reach to pop, so it irritates the hell out of you.
Can you pop this self destruct button?
The retail shoppers who make sure that they mess up the whole store in search for that one shirt they MUST have which ends up getting returned a week later.
John- "My department looks perfect. Nothing can mess this up. I can finally relax!"
Bill- "OH No! Its a Shopper of Mass Destruction! Hurry and lock the doors.
John- "I don't have enough time...We're done for...!"
The evil version of taking a self-care day.
A chance for a depressed person to abandon all commitments and responsibilities to do things that make them feel terrible.
Extra points if you take time off work or miss an inportant deadline.
Person 1: "I haven't seen you since last week, are you okay?"
Person 2: "I just took a self-destruct day. I slept for 14+ hours, then stayed in bed and rewatched episodes of the US office and ate so much food I couldn't move."
Person 1: "Bro, you need to go back to therapy."
1. A weapon so powerful that simple possession of it influences policy decisions and deters aggressors.
2. An annoying collection of words that will usually induce intelligent but information deficient individuals to vomit generalized arguments against a broader, long-term regional policy that they will not understand even after it has played out.
1. The 2nd use of WMD is closely related to the following chain of events: Billy is a hipster. Billy is smart but dropped economics at University. Billy has never read an intelligence finding or foreign policy report. Billy sees a TSHIRT that says ‘no blood for oil’. Billy knows the following: BUSH&CHENEY are oilmen. Iraq has oil. Billy regurgitates what he hears from MoreOn.org and Al Franken. Billy is useful. Billy is an idiot. Billy wants to invizzle the Mullahs to a love in. We have to pay to protect Billy
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1. Biological, nuclear, or chemical weapons designed to kill on a large scale
2. Things that the US own, but monitors everybody else's use of, because they have some deluded idea that only they can responsibly own them.
3. Also known as NEII (Not Existent In Iraq)
George W. Bush says we must invade Iraq because they had WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION, and then passes resolutions authorizing the US to build more WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION.
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A pussy so nasty and filled with disease that its mear opening lets out a series of toxins so deadly it can destroy the ozone layer and be used as a weapon of mass destruction.
A local slut/whore equipped with a mass-destruction-pussy bends over slightly causeing an army of toxins to decent and every living thing within a 1000 mile radius is evaporated.
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1. The only thing that detered a massive war between Russia and the United States during the Cold War.
2. Something that stopped a massive invasion of Japan during World War 2 and saved many American soldiers lives.
Weapons of Mass destruction are cool
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