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When a member of the opposite sex looks good from afar but looks far from good.
Guy 1: "Dude, check out that hot chick across the street!"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah, here she comes!"
Guy 1: "Ewww. She's not hot at all. She's got Distance Disease!"
When a person is dumb and fail a lot of things, they have dumbass disease
Son: I failed again
Dad: that’s your 7th time you failed, you must have dumbass disease
When one is stuck in the mode of being on the couch watching tv and eating ,even when not at home.
Sorry I'm not worth a grap today guys I'm still suffering from this weekend's Munchcouchin's disease I had going watching the Super Bowl.
When your chest drops into your drawers.
That old lady over there must have let her girls hang back in the day cuz she got furniture disease now.
IPNB disease (short for I Pull No Bitches disease
Sam: hey are you gay or do you have the IPNB disease?
John: what’s the IPNB disease
Sam : The I pull no bitches disease
John: Are you serious
A very aggressive disease that affects a male victim which makes them very aggressive and try and act hard in front of the opposite sex, often by: punching or hurling verbal abuse at his mates. The affected male usually rims the female.
Tom: "Did you hear Harry has hard disease?"
Cam: "Yeah I heard its a shame"
Tom: "Yeah I know"
Bitch disease is when a girl (most of the time white) is extremely rude to someone and then that person becomes a bitch to other people.
Damn, my girl got bitch disease and she can't even say thank you
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