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An phrase used to express total eagerness in the prospect of or opportunity to perform oral sex on a woman.
Dude, I can't wait to dive at five tonight.
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Its a form of suicide where you jump from a high cliff, high bulding, etc, etc and put your arms out to the side, so that when you hit the ground you hit face and chest first. but can also be used to prove that one is immortal(in movies, video games, books)
"nothing can be better than a swan dive into the asphalt"
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eating a girl out while she is taking a shit on the toilet.
cave diving last night went kinda shitty.
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When two people take a corpse into the desert and leave it there for two or three days so its really gettin juicy. The two people come back. Person Aplaces their mouth on the asshole of the corpse, while person B jumps on the stomach of the body. This causes the entire intestional tract to shoot into person A's mouth
Danny and Shawn were really drunk when they went mung diving last weekend
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An in-depth or comprehensive review of a topic.
The speaker informed the board of directors that she would provide a deep dive on the topic of incentive compensation at their next meeting.
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When a woman, usually desperate for a baby, takes a used condom out of a trash can and uses its contents to inseminate herself. (read: When one man's trash becomes a woman's treasure.)
1. My man caught me poking a hole in the condom the other night and is withholding sex from me for a while. Once I gain his trust back, I'm giving cumster diving a shot.
2. -Whoa, you have a baby? When did that happen?
- About 9 months after a night of cumster diving.
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The act of eating out someone's ass. A synonym for tossing one's salad.
LeBryan: Damn that girl had such a fat ass. I got all up in that last night.
Markel: Did you get your dick wet?
LeBryan: Nah man, I just went dumpster diving.
Markel: The fuck is that?
LeBryan: You know man. I put my tongue in that ass.
Phil: Ew.
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