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A butt or ass, usually referred to when speaking about a girls behind.
Jeff: Damn,Dil. Look at her dog!
Dilbert: Dude. That is one of the nicest dogs I have ever seen.
Girl: ugh perverts...
The only true friend you will ever have. Treat them right because they treat you right.
My dog is my Scooby(best friend).
A creature that barks at think air 9/10 thick as pigshit sniffs barks pisses and shits everywhere and they need to be punished with a good battering they usually last around 10 years or die at 1 due to rabies and sadly have no receipt so you cant put them back dogs are usually found aimlessly sniffing each others fucking rearend they usually bust all over your kids
Overall they are disgusting filthy animals with no purpose except for the ones stated above
Sparky:*Pisses Shits and cums* everywhere
Tyrone:Stupid ass dog ima kill yo ass nigga
*Sparky Gets Butchered And Served For Dinner*
a furry friend that will always be there for you :D
no one: r u coming to the movie today?
me: no, sorry I made plans with my family today...
no one: oh ok
me: heh me and my dog family
The cure for depression
Person: Aww man, I'm so sad.
Dog: *comes over*
Person: Aww yeah, I'm so happy.
Big Harry bear that lies on your couch while your at school or work and gets fatter every day while you work till your depressed and then they start licking your face then it restarts
Lying on your bed then your dog licks you then you love them
Most are utterly useless, but we love them anyways.
That police dog is among the few dogs that actually do work.