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Media for the gratification of dog lovers' general, non-sexual appreciation of dogs.
Border collie rescue websites and pictures therein: "The girlfriend _so_ wants a pet and she surfs doggie porn every day."
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when two people are doing it doggy style, the guy says to the girl "i have aids!!!" at this point the girl will try to get away, it is the guys objective to keep her in that position and to continue having sex. very similar to a cowboy trying to stay on the bull at a rodeo.
Guy on phone: dude can you bail me out of jail? i tried to pull a doggy rodeo on this chick and she called the cops!
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A sloggy doggie can be defined as a hot dog where the wiener is cooked by the heat from inside of a freshly worn rental skate from roller skating rink.
Now that I'm skating I am so hungry but I don't have much money because I spent all my cash on the tonight's skating session. I only have enough cash for a sloggy doggie. PLUS I have been skating for a while and my puppies are hot. I know that my skates will cook those sloggy doggies so quickly!!!
When you nut in a child's face and they get mad because they thought it was yogurt, they also start to rampage around the house naked and you have to get naked and chase them as well.
Babysitter: Hey u know Billy? I had to bully doggy him yesterday if that's ok with you
Mother: oh that ok did u take a video?
Babysitter: Do you want me to do it next time?
Mother: Oh hell yea and remember to chain them up
The act of two people having sex, doggy style, in front of a tv whilst playing a 2-player game on the xbox at the same time.
A bloke walks into the living room where his wife is playing Halo on the Xbox. "honey, how about a game of doggy box?"
Jake and Rob got back after a night out, stripped, and started to play Modern Warfare 2 while boning each other.
Is when you are getting a blow job driving down the road in your car.
When I'm feeling tired and about to fall asleep, I ask my girl to unzip my pants and give me some road doggy!!
An expression of intoxicated joy or weariness, misquoting Jed Clampett from the Beverly Hillbillies
(Small bearded guy in beanie hat slumps in chair and puffs on a fat spliff) : Well, doggy!