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A term used during sex when the girl can't take it anymore and tries to stop the Intercourse.
Don't run from it, or Imma go harder
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What you say when somebody changes their hair style over night and it looks rubbish, thus giving them the hint to change it back!
Marney's got a new hair don't!
Hey dude u got a new hair don't!
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When a male's stomach is so big he don't see his weener.
man1: have you seen bob recently? he gained some weight.
man2: yeah i saw that don't see!
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The leading cause of carpal tunnel and/or repetitive strain injury in Urban Dictionary editors.
Guy1:Thats another Don't Publish!
Guy2:Yeah. Why are so many of these urban dictionary definitions people's names, badly misspelled, full of grammar errors and...OH GOD CARPAL TUNNEL
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The flabby fold of fat on the nape of someone's neck, best observed in fat bald sweaty old paps when they tilt their head slightly to look upwards. The phrase "Don't touch it!" derives from the likelihood of an angry response you may get if you feel tempted to give the enticing fold of cervical flab a curious poke. Can in some instances be referred to as double or triple touch to refer to two or three folds of neckfat respectively.
1. The guy buying salmon in front of me at the supermarket had some seriously sexy don't touch it going on.
2. I had a serious temptation to go over and rub chicken grease into the fat triple touch of the wheelchair bound window maker, so I did. Turned out it was gout.
3. "DON'T FUCKIN TOUCH IT BITCH!"
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A rather tasty cocktail made with Jägermeister and Mountain Dew. Best enjoyed whilst watching your team take the fucking Stanley Cup and made popular by the webcomic Hockey Zombie
"Dude, I had like 6 Mountain Don'ts and passed out before the third period!"
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