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Dookie Squat

1.The position most animals get in when trying to pass a bowel movement. i.e. dogs and cats.
2.Position a human will get in when he/she needs to shit and no toilet is available.

Nick-That dog is gonna shit.
Dave-How do you know?
Nick-It's going into a dookie squat


He is such a loser. We told him to go before we left to go fishing. Now he is in the bushes copping a dookie squat with no toilet paper.

by Nicky Jam Jam April 28, 2009

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dookie dance

A series of strange movements to help prevent one from defecating on one's self.

Same as urination dance or pee pee dance. All help prevent a potentially embarrasing situation.

After eating two bowls of chili, Amy did the dookie dance all the way down the hall.

by pj January 28, 2005

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blasting a dookie

a term in when your about to take a bad shit, a feel like your going to "blast" it out of your ass

Man I got to go and balst a dookie.

by Chris cain March 9, 2005

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Dookie a Shooter

The act of releasing a rocket-like shit, uncontrollably out of your asshole due to being scared, or surprised by something.

Originally came from Wizard People, Dear Reader by Brad Neely.

"It was 3rd period and I looked at the Multiple Choice section and when I didn't know any of the answers it was all I could do to not dookie a shooter right then and there.

"I'm going to need a change of pants because when I heard Steve Buscemi was going to star as Moe in the new live action Simpsons movie I dookied a shooter."

by Zoomacroom November 27, 2011

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dookie shark

When you take a shit and it's so enormous that it sticks out of the water in the toilet bowl, like the dorsal fin of a shark. Commonly found in low-capacity flush toilets.

It's always a shock to look down in the toilet and see a dookie shark staring up at you.

by Mister Tibbs January 27, 2013


Dookie Dust

The invisible crumbs and gases that are expelled during a fart...

I farted on my boyfriend's pillow, I hope my dookie dust doesn't give him pink eye...

by Ebonie Snowden June 28, 2016


dookie dipper

a gay mans penis

That guys dookie dipper is bulging right out of his tight jeans.

by japsters February 3, 2015