a term in when your about to take a bad shit, a feel like your going to "blast" it out of your ass
Man I got to go and balst a dookie.
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A series of strange movements to help prevent one from defecating on one's self.
Same as urination dance or pee pee dance. All help prevent a potentially embarrasing situation.
After eating two bowls of chili, Amy did the dookie dance all the way down the hall.
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The act of releasing a rocket-like shit, uncontrollably out of your asshole due to being scared, or surprised by something.
Originally came from Wizard People, Dear Reader by Brad Neely.
"It was 3rd period and I looked at the Multiple Choice section and when I didn't know any of the answers it was all I could do to not dookie a shooter right then and there.
"I'm going to need a change of pants because when I heard Steve Buscemi was going to star as Moe in the new live action Simpsons movie I dookied a shooter."
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My husband was annoyed with me after I gave him a dookie smooch.
a toilet
i broke the dookie chair after those tacos.
Did you use Tyler's dookie chair?
That guys dookie dipper is bulging right out of his tight jeans.
The invisible crumbs and gases that are expelled during a fart...
I farted on my boyfriend's pillow, I hope my dookie dust doesn't give him pink eye...