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One who boasts about his accomplishments. Usually associated with the term meat-head and or tool. One who puts shirtless pictures of himself on facebook trying to impress the ladies and or dudes. Most douchebags lack girlfriends or undeservingly have an extremely hot girlfriend. There really isnt an in-between. Uses terms like "big, huge, or ripped" when describing himself or "bro, or broseph" when talking about his pals. Usually does not realize his douchebaginess, and thinks he is being cool or impressing when really he is just making himself look like a moron. Usually referred to as "THAT GUY" when outsiders refer to him in response to his douchebaggy behavior.
"I love working out, drinking beer, showing off, and getting my tan on"- douchebag
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someone who acts like that dumb kid in kindergarden who knocked over your blocks, and spilled apple juice on your blanket at nap-time so it looks like you peed your-self
He reminds me of that douchebag, billy, from kindergarden...
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When you meet someone and at first think they're cool, but later learn (generally after having slept with them) that they are, in fact, a douchebag.
If you go to that bar alone in that dress, expect to be douchebagged.
Because we had some mutual friends, I thought he was a safe bet and went home with him, but when he didn't call after a week, I realized I'd been douchebagged.
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A curious condition that affects many over the world. Tends to affect people with more money, the arrogant and idiots.
Symptoms may include: popped collar, expensive clothes, unneccessary accessories, aura of arrogance.
Also known as being a douchebag.
John: Wow its midnight and he's wearing D&G glasses with a popped Lacross collar.
Paul: He must have a severe case of douchebagitis.
Someone who increases a drug by 5500% from $13.50 to $750 per pill, for a life-threatening parasitic infection and suggests, “This isn’t the greedy drug company trying to gouge patients, it is us trying to stay in business.”
You might be a douchebag if you try to justify price gauging the fuck out of sick patients who's medicine and sole means of survival just went through the roof because of your greed.
What used to be accurate on this site, was replaced by a bunch of people who defined it because they really had no clue what it meant. A douchebag is a pretentious, sugar coated prick, but with emphasis on pretentious and sugar coated. It's not an adjective for an asshole, because assholes call other people douchebags, and assholes are more often than not proud of being assholes.
A perfect example of a douchebag would be both Macaulay Culkin's and Seth Green's role in "Party Monster".
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One who knowingly disrespects his peers while simultaneously thinking very highly of himself for no good reason.
#1: Hey!! That fucker Jimmy just walked up to MY woman, at MY party, in MY house, and is hitting on her! What the fuck!?
#2: Yeah, what a fucking douchebag!!
#1: Damn straight!
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