An absolute dog shit game that's actually not that bad but requires 300 fucking hours of non-stop keyboard smashing action that would make any sane man lose it.
FUCK ME, NOT ANOTHER DUNGEON QUEST GRIND
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Plays god in dungeons and dragons, an nerd on a power trip
jim: We were plowing through the goblins, so the dungeon master gave us 12 red dragons, an insanely complex trap that not even jesus could disable, and a blighted rat.
chris: Now if he would only put that much effort into his social life.
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To quote popular rock entertainer Marilyn Manson's autobiography:
'If each cigarette reduces your life by 6 minutes, then each game of Dungeons and dragons delays the loss of your virginity by 6 weeks.'
John: I've played Dungeons and dragons 15 times, and thus, the loss of my virginity has been delayed by 90 weeks!
Pedro: ...Want a cigarette?
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A board game that is a temporary utopia for dorks, nerds, and geeks like me. You can do literaly whatever you want.
Let's go play dungeons and dragons, my character just got this cool new feat.
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Wow, what can anyone say, basically the best game ever, dungeon master TP for life
People who have their own language and have no lives
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an extremely unsavory set of tits, saggy and/or miss-shaped.
hey man you see that set of dungeon titties on that perryman princess!?
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A game that losers and rejects play and talk about all day at school because they do not know anything else.
Look, that fag over there with clothes from salvation army plays dungeons and dragons all day.
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