A person who goes to great lengths to give someone negative feedback in an extremely patronizing but comical manner. Commonly seen in forums and known to incite flame wars.
Man, that Talking Penis is one backward talking red room dwelling dwarf.
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Cristian.
Used to refer to someone who is being moody.
Similar to Grumpy.
"The 8th dwarf is back."
"Is Cristian being moody again?"
Person 1: I cant get any women, im to short.
Person 2: Just become a dwarf wrecking ball
An Anal Blitzkrieg involving seven midgets and an apple
I took the the Seven Dwarfs Mine Train last night.
A extremely tight anus; an anus that could crush a pinky with one swift clench
Goddamn, I broke my dick last night hitting this dwarf anus.
First, attain a post-munted female dwarf of your choice (preferably under 3ft) and ensure that a male stallion horse is nearby. Then, provide the horse with viagra alongside a tranquilising agent through nutritional intake of choice and once erect, thread the penis through the dwarf. Subsequently, insert your penis as far into the dwarf as possible, until in range of the horse’s penis halfway inside of the body. Begin to thrust through banging against the horse’s penis, causing the sound of a drum-like beat, which is amplified through the echo created in the dwarf’s body. Once the rhythm is consistent and steady, gather your friends round to dance to the music.
‘Yo Shareef, you dj’ing at the devil’s dwarf disco tonight?’
‘Na Jaqueef, not today! My dick’s still a bit sore from last week’