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A race of elves also known as Sindorei, in allegiance with the Horde faction, that became playable in the MMORPG World of Warcraft after the Burning Crusade Expansion. Their once magical kingdom Quel'Thalas was turned to ruins by the undead Scourge, led by the evil death knight Arthas, when they destroyed the mystical Sunwell the elves relied on for their arcane power. Their made their new home in Silvermoon City which is located in Eversong Forest.
Job classes available to this race are Hunter, Mage, Warlock, Priest, Rogue, and Paladin. If you want to be a Paladin under the Horde faction, expect your character's race to be Blood Elf as they are the ONLY race in the Horde faction that can take up the Paladin job class.
Their appearance is pale and frail compared to the other races of WoW and they have glowing green eyes. Because of their beautiful complexions they are often the butt of jokes in a party with other races. Many will despise your character's snotty emotes and will make fun of the way he or she dances. Also you will be kicked out of totem dance parties by Shaman class group members.
In Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode called Bus of the Undead, Master Shake describes something similar to a blood elf that he calls the bus of the undead which he defines as a reverse vampire. He had the following to say about the reverse vampires.
"Hes a reverse vampire, they crave the sun.
They love it. They love to get tans."
"The wheels, those are the markings"
He also said they are from Tansylvania.
Blood elves crave the sunwell and live in a kingdom bathed in light, and they are also often seen riding hawkstriders. A blood elf hunter also prefers cats over bats unlike their nocturnal brethren. So it can be said that they are reverse vampires.
1. Blood Elf Hunter: dances with Tauren Shaman
Tauren Shaman: "ur dancing is gay. no blood elves aloud in totem dance party."
Other Tauren Shaman: "hey do you blood elves suck coxs?"
Blood Elf Hunter: "No, but my cat Humar likes to rip them apart with his claws"
2. Blood Elf: I'm a reverse vampire I crave the sunwell.
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When candy canes are inserted into the anus/vagina while screaming "JINGLE MY BELLS DADDY"
I gave a girl an Angry Elf the other day
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What your dick looks like, covered in shit after fucking a girl in the ass.
There was so much shit on my dick it looked like an elf shoe.
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duh. ruler of elves. not edward elric, short as he may be. elf. ruler.
1: "that dude rules over all elves."
2: "elf ruler? where??"
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Illegal broadcasting on elf frequencies contrary to FCC regulations.
Grab the yagi array, Agent Schmedlap, we have a report of elf abuse and haven't a moment to lose to DF this perp and affix his position by triangulation!
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The small amount of feces (much often with a resemblence to a Hershey's kiss) one finds on the tip of their member after removing it from someone's anus.
Dude, I was bangin this chick the other day in the ass and I pulled out an elf hat!
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the race in world of warcraft played mostly by noobs, little kids, and chinese gold farmers. if you happen to be horde and on a pvp server, corpse camp them as much as possible because they don't deserve to play the game for picking such a lame looking race.
haha i corpse camped that night elf so much that he logged out and deleted his charecter then killed himself. i rock.
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