eating season

The period of time from Thanksgiving (or perhaps as early as Halloween depending on regional traditions) until Super Bowl Sunday, where every event involves an outrageous volume of food and everyone gets hugely fat.

I’m up two pants sizes since the start of eating season. I really have to dial it back. Wanna go grab a burger?

Eat a brick

equivalent to saying what your saying is nonsense. gonna get real meta when people start carrying around bricks and shoving them up your loud mouth.

oh, please eat a brick, ill even put ketchup on it!

Eat antitoxins

A meme created by the divine 9saM. Usually used in response to someone who is being particularly toxic.

Person 1: Go kill yourself retard!
Person 2: Go eat antitoxins!

revenge eat

transitive verb
: to eat something or someone purely for the purpose of revenge

Even though Josh ate a full pizza a couple hours ago, he still felt like revenge eating the cat for giving him allergies.

eat a cow

when someone is really angry they say “eat a cow” to show that they are so angry that they could eat a whole cow

im so mad at Anthoney that i could eat a cow like why the fuck he be correcting me all the time.

Eat the Bacon

After going Straight to Pig you lick off your finger.

Jenny's ass was so nice, I had to eat the bacon.

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Eat a rag

A silly insult used for minor annoyances and should only be used in appropriate circumstances. the phrase was first used on Nickelodeon’s victorious

Andre:you know what this freindship is over
Beck: eat a rag
Andre:you eat 2 rags!!!