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average man who has blonde hair brown eyes with a small penis normally 2-3 inches hard he is secretly into bisexual intercourse, and loves to rage over xbox! and also have a boner while playing xbox.
that guy is such an a elijah.
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Dumbest person you will ever meet, will give you AIDS and always has a huge ego.
Don't be a Elijah
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Kinda a good guy can, be shady at some points in time. Makes it seem like he’s the best person in the world but deep down inside he just wants to rape you. DONT TALK TO ANYONE THATS NAME IS ELIJAH
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A turd shaped into a phallus, and then frozen for use as a dildo. (sometimes covered for sanitation)
He rolled out his poop and placed it into the freezer for later use as an elijah.
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Huge doucher, capable of lameness, has slept with 14-17 women or men between the ages of 15 and 50 in any given decade, believes in hogzilla, and frequently overeats.
Last night, I almost pulled an elijah.
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a really dumb bitch who thinks he’s funny but he’s not. in reality he looks like splinter, the sensei from teenage mutant ninja turtles. he loves to start shit. his nickname would be “go dice”
elijah you are such a dumb bitch!!
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A person with a very large head who thinks he has a big dick but has a very small one
Elijah if you dont get yo ugly baked bean nose ass outta here ole booty clapping gerbal looking ass im bout to flame yo ugly ass now looking like E.T ole ugly ass yo head bigger than planet earth ole ugly ass
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