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Satan. Tickle Me Elmo is a demon from the deepest pits of hell masquerading as an innocent children's toy. This is shown by it's insane fits of maniacal laughter whenever touched at all. If you find yourself in the same room as a Tickle Me Elmo, you should avoid all eye contact and should NEVER touch it. The best way to dispatch this demon to the fire from whence it came is to set it on fire, record it, and post the video on YouTube.
Guy #1: Dude, did you hear about Jen?
Guy #2: What? No.
#1: The Tickle Me Elmo got him, man!
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A bachelor party paid in homage to Elmo Blatch from Shawshank Redemption. The party involves lots of tasty bitches, calling people pricks, and doing sinful deeds that others get pinned for.
Alex: Hey AJ......what are we doing next weekend?
AJ: Serious dude? It's Blake's Elmo Blatchelor Party!
Alex: Ah man...I forgot. It's gonna be so tasty!!!!
AJ: I know. Blake's gonna be the prick that everything gets pinned on!
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An adult puppeteer who has an exclusive sexual interest towards adolescent boys who are fans of Tickle-Me-Elmo.
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After having rough sex, the dude pops his red balls (resembling elmo) into the chick's ass, thus making it dirty. Afterwards, the chick can either lick it off, like a lollipop, or just enjoy the ball to anus pleasure. The definition is quite flexible.
Example 1 (balls into anus):
Dude1: Dude, she's so hot.
Dude2: I'm gonna enjoy poppin the dirty elmo.
Example 2 (lollipop licking the dirty elmo):
Dude1: Dude, I hear she's quite rough in bed.
Dude2: I hope she enjoys poppin the dirty elmo.
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Origin of the word: when the Tickle Me Elmo toy came out in stores for the first time, people trampled one another at the toy store in order to get their hands on one. The insanity that was caused by the release of the child's toy inspired this word.
definition - Anyone who drives like a maniac during the holiday season.
Reasons could involve; needing to get to the store before someone else purchases something they want, wanting to get home as fast as possible with a complete disregard for safety, or just being a complete douche bag who can't handle sitting in traffic for more than a few seconds without going ballistic.
"LEARN HOW TO DRIVE YOU FUCKING TICKLE-ME-ELMO!"
"I can't drive with all of these Tickle-me-Elmos on the road.
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St. Elmo is a town located along Interstate 70 in South-Central Illinois and its population is around 1500. St. Elmo High School is home to the Eagles and, inevitably, the bottom layer of scum in the United States social class system. The town is basically a plutocracy, with the wealthy, who made their fortunes through good ol' oil, pay for 90% of the teachers' salaries through property tax. The other people, who make up 95% of the population, live off and cheat the system through welfare and/or a large inheritance. The town prides itself off of victories, fairly or unfairly achieved, over the Altamont Indians. This hatred for a town so close to them has arose out of thin air. They think that Altamont, and other small towns, have a conscious evil agenda against the diminutive and unappealing town that is simply not there. The townspeople throw all class and respect out the window when supporting their school at various sporting events, with elderly women shouting obscene remarks and random adults threatening physical harm on high school fans from other schools.
Do not be mistaken, there are respectable and nice people who live in and are from St. Elmo, but collectively, they could be described as unintelligent, classless, and simply unaware.
Do not visit St. Elmo. It, in no way, will stimulate your interests and help you grow as a person. It can, however, teach you how not to live.
St. Elmo, IL golf course -- perfect example of a diamond in the rough. ONLY tourist attraction in town.
Terrible basketball court -- dimensions and conditions are inexplicably bad.
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Whatever the media says that the "it" gift for the current holiday season is. Based on the 1996-onward craze for the "Tickle Me Elmo" doll, featuring the "Elmo" character from "Sesame Street." This US$30.00 toy was seen to sell for over US$1,000.00 due to extreme demand. Hence, any toy, game, or device that is supposed to be the "HOT" item for any given gift-giving season.
My son wants a drift-style scooter. I can buy kick-scooters by the dozen, but drift-scooters are this year's Tickle Me Elmo.
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