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A super cool comedian slash actor slash filmmaker slash author slash advice person slash time traueller. Author of the Will to Whatevs. A very funny man. Not to be confused with Demitri Martin.
"Some percentage of stalking must be effective..." Musings of Eugene Mirman
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A variant of the Dirty Sanchez, when you need to escape a horrible smell you apply hand sanitizer to the upper lip.
"Man, that girl smell so bad when I ate her out I needed a Clean Eugene"
A person who acts like a school shooter
eugene: *reaches into backpack*
Person 1: CODE EUGENE! I REPEAT CODE EUGENE!
class: *runs out of classroom*
A school located in New York that focuses on liberal arts.
To go to this school you must:
- Smoke
- Whine about politics without doing anything
- Know at least one hipster
- be able to use the word 'gentrification' in a sentence
- try to look different, ie look like everyone else at the school
- be pathetically PC
- be liberal
- extra points if you're gay
see also liberal arts, New York, intelligent slackers
Eugene Lang is a great school, but is nothing like the real world.
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a very silly stand up comedian
eugene mirman is a very silly person
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eugene is rapunzels husband, which he became after years and years of asking before she finally said yes.
"eugene is daddy"
"there is only one god and his name is eugene fitzherbert"
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A town located in the Southern Willamette Valley that is known as "Track Town USA" and the world's highest pollen count. Home to the Oregon Ducks, not much to do here in this outdoor sports-centric town, but go hiking, bicycling or some weed. It also has large skate parks more than any other city in the country which attracts a load of youth that unfortunately snakes you from time to time. Seriously, there is ALOT of skilled bmxers here, making me feel like a noob on my own regular mountain bike.
The disadvantages of living in this town is that some may feel that the winters are too mild/warm (and very humid) and the summers too hot and dry. To go into specifics, during the Spring on most days nighttime low is freezing while the daytime high is in the middle-upper 70's F. What other area in the country is like that, excluding the desert and mesa regions near the Rockies? And in the summer, one day the daytime temp will be 90 F and the next day would be 70 F and the day after would be 85 F and the day after would be 72 F ect. I mean, wtf? Why can't temps be more consistent here in the summer? Is there any climate like this?
I am from Eugene, Oregon and fortunately I like all the outdoor sports entails, but it's a shame I'm freezing in the morning and hot in the afternoon on a "nice" spring day. Come summer, and it won't be long 'till the temperature flip-flop daily like a chameleon...
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