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McKevitt Trucking's dating service. Usually consisting ex-wives (or sometimes, husbands) of such truck drivers. There is a head "John" working at the company.
Since the company trucks are governed at granny speed, and the driver's don't have time to date anyone, it's no wonder there's such a service to these drivers that don't have time for lot lizards.
Brian: I didn't know about the McKevitt Spousal Exchange Program...
Dave: Cool! Rosco's wife involved?
Brian: Yup! Up for a threesome!
ROSCO: Can have her... I'm getting a new seat cover through the program...
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The act of sitting on someone else's butt and proceeding to poop into their asshole. Usually used as a form of foreplay, together they pass it back and fourth from person A's asshole to person B's asshole, then back to person A's asshole. This may go on all night long.
Dude 1: "Hey, did you get laid with Rachel last night?
Dude 2: "Yeah man we did the African Exchange Student for hours. It was kinky as hell."
Dude 1: Hell yeah! I've always wanted to try it but I don't think my asshole is wide enough to accept the poop yet."
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After anal, pulling the dirty habib then the brown necktie and finally using the rest of the shiz to draw glasses on the chicks face. Making her look like a dirty exchange student.
"Man I was with this chick and made her a dirty exchange student, it was funny as hell."
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When a guy takes peach flavored lubrication, puts it on a girls vagina after he has came inside her, then licks the lube/guy and girl cum mixture and spits it in the girl's mouth.
Before a wedding or major commitment, a couple should do a peaches and cream exchange so you can show you are fully committed to each other.
You can only do a peaches and cream exchange with the person you intend to marry or are married to.
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Much like it's tamer cousin, the White Elephant Gift Exchange, a Black Elephant Gift exchange has a naughty twist. The main idea is similar: all people involved bring a wrapped holiday gift, which will be randomly raffled off within the participating group. The gifts, however, range anywhere from dildos to skimpy outfits/costumes to BDSM items, as long as they are on the naughty side. Black Elephant Gift Exchanges put the /hot/ in hot chocolate during the holiday season.
"I've always wanted to try a butt plug! Thanks, Black Elephant Gift Exchange."
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A sexual activity in which two people from northern America stick their assholes together and exchange their shit between assholes.
Bro it's crazy, I just tried out the north American hole exchange.
Was it good?
Ya, but my ass still burns a bit.
When two people, usually New Yorkers, engaged in concseual and mutual exchange of excrement between each other’s assholes. Both parties empty their bowels and then fill them up again with the other persons shit.
Johnny was excited to tell his girlfriend Jane about his ultimate sexual fantasy of performing the worlds first televised New York Poop Exchange.
Jane filed a restraining order.