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Excuse my half ass

It is said when you put one leg on another while sitting on a chair in a way that your half butt is facing the person in front of you.

Excuse my half ass guys, I got pimples in my ass

When I sit on a chair for too long, I rest one leg on the other excusing my half bare ass

by Pooyesh December 14, 2022


excuse me im talking

something u say when you are trying to dominate a conversation.

i have been having some issues with...
excuse me im talking!

by nobody else here May 29, 2017


Excuse me What the Fuck

A term used by people to describe displeasure or discomfort. It is correctly used while your right hand is in front of your face at chin height, with an open palm facing towards you with all fingers straight, and your left doing the same except higher and further forward.

"I'm sorry Kenneth, I forgot to buy you a Bionicle."
Kenneth: "Excuse me what the fuck?"

"Sorry Anthony, your Wizard 101 account has been banned."
Anthony: "Excuse me what the fuck?"

by Shrek Bin Laden August 28, 2018

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disgusting excuse for a human being

A human being who is so disgusting and vile who doesn't deserve to be called or treated as a human being.

Mark:Hey did you hear that linda burnt the test papers of lucy?
Jonas:Yeah I did,she is a disgusting excuse for a human being.

by Briton September 5, 2018

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excuses are like asses

This is a shortened version of the original quote. It means everyone has an excuse, just like everyone has a buttocks.

Excuses are like assholes, because everybodies got them.

by mistert2 May 23, 2004

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well excuse me thunderfuck

well excuse me thunderfuck, can be used as a rare insult, it’ll shock whoever you’re insulting, that’s how rare it’s used. (get it??? shock?? srry, i love a good pun.)

random man in his parents basement: sTaR wArS tHe LaSt JeDi IsN’t StAr WaRs

person reply to said man: well excuse me thunderfuck,,,, but why did it air in theaters if it wAsN’t sTaR wArS ??

by wheatleydidntdeserve October 18, 2019


Hammer Excuse Lung and Lies

Otherwise known as HELL, Hammer Excuse Lung and Lies is a cowardly attempt to escape from obligations by evoking a pretend illness such as Hammer Lung, Black Lung, or Vaginitis.

Wow Dave, you got Hammer Excuse Lung and Lies again and can't take the trash out? OK, hope you feel better bro!

by Ninjaneering February 27, 2023