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Smith's Falls is a town located an hour from down town Ottawa.
Smiths falls is a town full of thieves, liars and dishonest fucktards. This town is full of junkies ,scumbags and degenerative punks. There is over 100 people from this town on the dirty. They all fuxk each other and the amount of under age kids that have kids with men in their 20s is overwhelming. It's truly stroller city everyone torys to go to carleton place , perth , brockville , ect but they all end up back in SF.
The town is crawling with DRDs, Drugs and Drama. I would never and have ever lived here. I cant imagine having to stop to that level this town is full of addicts abusive men and women dead beat parents and toxic humans.
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1) The act of taking a dump in a neighbor's jack-o-lantern on Halloween.
2) The ultimate shenanigan to pull on All Hallow's Eve. (ie. The "Fall Classic" being referred to The World Series of Major League Baseball)
1) Guy 1: Hey man. how was trick or treating?
Guy 2: Dude, it was EPIC! I pulled a Fall Classic on my grumpy neighbor
Guy 1: Niceee
2) Guy 1: That was legend! I can't believe you pulled off The Fall Classic.
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being the "wingman"
...But she's tugging an anchor
A junior investment banker
Who's talkin' about herself and not much more
So buy her a beer
It's the reason you're here
Mighty WINGMAN
You're taking one for the team
So you're buddy can live the dream
WINGMAN!!!!
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Niagara Falls is not spelled like this retards.
It's spelled N-I-A-G-A-R-A
Retarded Tourist: yes, I want to visit Niagra Falls, but I have to finish smoking my crack pipe first.
Me: Fuckin crack baby......
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1. euphemism for menstruation
2. synonym for riding the cotton pony, a visit from Aunt Flow, and checking into the Red Roof Inn.
"I need to buy some more Tampax because I'm falling to the communists this week."
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a gent & his mates go to a mixed bar. A group of ladies flirt with them, but unfortunately one of the ladies is VERY ugly (for example, see whalefuck or sealfuck). She is "the grenade". Now, the chicks likely have a deal amongst themselves, if one isn't getting fucked, then they are all abstaining. It is the duty of one of the gents to "fall on the grenade" , that is, to fuck this dog of a coyote ugly chick
One Saturday night I fell on the grenade for my buddies and it turned out to be the hottest fuck I'd ever had. But I didn't want to ever be seen with her again.
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A kickass band with great music and instrumentals, and awesome lyrics.
Great album- Shadows Fall--The Art of Balance
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