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Fating

That situation when a guy and a girl is interested in each other and its pretty obvious that they are dating, but they are too stubborn to admit that they are dating and instead just consider each other friends, meanwhile talking exclusively to each other as though they are in a relationship.

Steve: Clarissa and I are not dating. We're not in a relationship, stop saying we are.

Joe: Okay bro. Ya'll fating right now.
Steve: Fating?
Joe: Yeah, ya'll acting like ya'll just friends, but really ya'll dating man. Quit playing bro. But since ya'll aint trying to act like you are dating, ya'll fating.

Steve: Doesn't even make sense.
Joe: F for friends. ating for dating. Telling people you aren't dating, but acting like ya'll are.

by PromiseLock April 7, 2019


Fating

When you carve out time for a person and use your dating status towards a greater purpose and cause - fake + dating, purely so you can have time with each other through being very popular and having a very full social life, i.e. things like doing errands, babysitting together, taking each other off of the market to fend off toxic masculinity and toxic feminity at bars and the pub, especially in the circumstance where either one or both person's partner is dead, missing in action, too young to date or just otherwise wants you to spend time with them, maybe even in their stead. It's also a relationship that is openly known to the public, and to society. Ironic for superstitious people who talk about the fates aligning in a sense where they're so psychotic you don't even get to hang out with your friends.

Amelia and I are fating because that's how bad it got but, you know, I love spending time with her.

by asliceofpagliaccis February 22, 2024


plates of fate mayhem

when you bust a nut on a plate, break it, then shove the shards up yo girls ass

Falcon: And then I pulled the plates of fate mayhem on her, and she squirted instantly.
The Judge: Still doesn't change the fact that you're getting a life sentence for these stupid urban dictionary definitions. GUILTY.

by fishgaming June 29, 2023


fate up

To fight

Guy 1: you a bitch ass nigga

Guy 2: bitch you wanna fate up

by savagenigga69 March 29, 2016


Prom Fate

As a form of destiny or fate, a Prom Fate is when you're going to prom with your prom date, then, before the end of the night, he/she either friend-zones or breaks up with you.

I met my Prom Fate last night, man. I miss her so much already.

by Garbonzo the 3rd April 24, 2018


fate timeline

The one thing the human race will never understand

Guy.1” hey do you know the proper way to watch the fate timeline?”
Guy.2 “ No one does”

by Th3An1meman August 13, 2021


Fates

A very fat and large kid that eats very healthy. As well just sits and plays a video game all day without exercise. Also abuses drugs and steals from parents not caring about their future. Also acts very ghetto to portray an image and wants to fight everyone that says something

“Aye that boy fates need to get if the game now quiet playin or ima klip you”

by YungChopU September 15, 2020