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a person who pretends to be a cute French person, this can be a boy or a girl. Normally their fake or like a poser
Ashley: I'm French
Brenden: no, your faux French
Ashley: crap...
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a douche on a futile endeavor for originality who BELIEVES that they are the only one capable of perceiving the satire in obviously atrocious situations.
jennifer lopez: hey did that dick just make fun of your example for a word on urban dictionary because its so redundant?
me: yeah hes a faux-intellectual
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The act of mistakenly saying goodbye too early to someone who is walking the same way as you.
Dude 1: cool, see you next time!
Dude 2: yeah! Have a good one
... *walks in same direction*...
Dude 1: oh you’re headed to the station too?
Dude 2: oh sh*t! Guess that was a faux revoir
Dude 1: it’s only awkward if we let it be
A picture that is taken in such a way as to make it appear that the subject(s) have taken a selfie -- but they have not
That faux selfie of Rosie looks super authentic; I would've sworn that she took the selfie herself.
When your phone says that it has service but it turns out when you try to use it that it doesn't. A combination of 4G and 'faux' for fake.
*Sees 4 bars on phone display*
*Opens web browser, only to find there's no internet*
"Oh darn, looks like my phone has faux g reception right now"
A French Mo' Fo'
As in: "Hi Mot Faux, I'd like one croissant please."
mot fauxmotfauxmofomotherfuckermother fucker
Fear of missing out on imagined fun you think everyone else is having.
Dave: I never get invited out to anything anymore.
Lauren: Like what?
Dave: You know, parties and stuff. Down the pub or nights out.
Lauren: Mate, you have a serious case of the faux mo. I'm not sure what you think we're all doing, but I can assure you I spend most of my weekends falling asleep in front of the TV with a bottle of wine, only to wake up and find the dog licking my toes.