Dick Fence

The act of blocking one's dick from prying eyes whilst peeing in a public environment. Used by rafters or boaters when a male has to pee off the side of the boat and wants to block a direct view of his junk. Hats, a well placed hand, a map, a sandal, could all be used for the dick fence.

While Dave was taking a leak off the side of the boat, Sarah's boat floated really close by. So Dave put up a dick fence with his hat so she couldn't see how small it was.

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swinging at the fences

angry to the point of being irrational.

Randy was swinging at the fences he was so mad... hell at one point he tried to clock me. And I was on his side!

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Period Fencing

A sport originating in the eighteenth century in which two women settle a dual of pre-menstrual angst by scissoring until one party passes or taps out.

Connie: Why the hell am I so pissed whenever you're around!?
Gertrude: Why don't you pull your bottom lip over your head and swallow!
Connie: I'm going to...
Alan, interrupting: Are you two PMSing or what? You need to settle this with some period fencing.

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jumping the fence

it's the moment when you are trapped in a bad situation, and you are quickly trying to get away hoping things won't get worse.

also referred to as 'jumped the fence'

NICK- Dude, i punched Elle in the boob at Josh's party!
RONNY- Did she know it was you?
NICK- No...but i've been jumping the fence ever since

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noah fence

A phrase that gives the user the right and privilege to say whatever they want about the person they're talking to or anyone the two parties know, providing they say this before they begin their offensive rant. Can be substituted with, "I'm sorry, but..."

Noah fence, but you're very heavy.

or
She was all like talking bout me n shit but I said, "Girl, noah fence, but your momma called and said you're too ugly to look at. Mmm hmmm!"

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Fence Painting

When a male pleases a woman orally starting from one hole and going to the other and repeat as necessary.

When a hot lady walks by a guy might say, MMMMM Yea ... I would love to paint her fence. Or he might say, I would paint her fence for free.

So ladies feel free to ask your men to show you there Fence Painting technique.

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Fence Jumper

A illegal person from either mexico,cantral or south america

geroge lopez is a fence jumper

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