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A dude's dick that you find on www.chatroulette.com
I logged onto chatroulette the other day as a joke and saw some dude stroking his portuguese ferret.
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A person with erratic, up and down behaviour. Has a tendency to ruin the atmosphere with awkwardness or drama. An absolute catastrophe when drunk. An over thinker. Usually suffers from some form of anxiety, OCD, paranoia and self sabotage.
Created by @driven.to.happiness
"I was thinking about asking Nat out on a date tomorrow" - "Nah I wouldn't bother mate she's a proper issue ferret."
"Sorry for being such an issue ferret last night, I'll replace the glass I smashed in that lads face"
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A cock that's engaged in anal intercourse, and has collected a little poo.
"My cocks pure stinkin! I Shagged Sonia up her shitpipe last night, and got meself a Chutney Ferret!"
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adjective, aka; a "duncan", a dirty, unwashed being, male or female, that eats from bins and keeps flies, rats and fleas as family pets. comes from kentish school play ground slang... particulary St. Anselms.
"oi keiran you ferret cunt, get out dat wheelie bin!"
or...
"amanda you're such a ferret cunt, jus look at the shit stains on your fore head!"
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fucked company's poster, gnorac.
That poofter gnorac over there, he's a right chutney ferret.
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An African child with large pubey haircut and tries to be road:( he enjoys the odd fag and is generally considered a legend by him mum, and her friends. He originated from the land of Granada and has only ever eaten tobacco and then learnt to smoke it. He is now knows as ground weasel by colleagues. Good old ferret dunn.
Opponent: u're a dick
Me: your a stupid ferret dunn
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A mowhawk that looks like a ferret.
Kristinia- DID YOU SEE RYAN'S NEW HAIR CUT? IT'S A FERRET!
Doug- Really? I just thought he put a ferret on his head and walked to school today.
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