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To leave a gathering without anyone noticing or saying goodbye.
"Dude , you disappeared last night!?"
"Yeah , my ex showed up so I had to bust a filipino exit"
Tastes like rotten balut, smells like a homeless man's feet and looks like raisins.
Women have died when exposed to Filipino balls. OSHA has declined to regulate them. It is legal and recommended that if you come across Filipino balls that you immediately douse them in gasoline and set them on fire.
The man with Filipino balls tried to kill me.
An non-sensical trait politicians in the Philippines invoke during calamities as an excuse to cover up their incompetence, lack of action and utter apathy for those affected.
Kaya natin ‘to. Filipino resiliency is the best in the world.
1.Most(not all!) filipino-americans have colonial mentality/ inferiority complex, think they're much better than FOB Filipinos/Filipinos back in the Philippines and make fun of them whenever they have the chance and disown their culture and heritage with a passion. Their are exceptions i.e. me and other Filipinos who defy the typical Fil-Am way of thinking.
(UKININAYO AMIN/ PUTANGINAYO you punk ass motherfuckers!!!!!!!!Step up and rep your Pinoy roots you fucking beezies!!!!!!!!!You fucking dumbfucks all making fun of your parent's accents, dumbshit they could have fuckin aborted your worthless bitchass,you ever thought of that?Then you motherfuckers wouldn't be making fun of your parent's accents would you? FUCKING DUMBSHITS!!!!!!!)
I don't consider myself a Filipino-American even if I was born in the U.S. Nah, I'm Filipino, just Filipino!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
REPPIN THE P.I. TILL I DIE BEEYOTCH!!!!!!!!!!
UKINAM/PUTANGINAYO TO ALL THOSE HATIN ON THIS DEFINITION!!!!!!!! IF YOU HATIN, YOU A FIL-AM YOU FUCKING BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!
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The act of sticking your penis so far into your partner's mouth that they throw up onto it. After that, you proceed to band the shit out of their ass (go anal).
"Wow, that was fucking disgusting."
I gave my girlfriend a Filipino Chilidog last night.
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During the night, as the woman is asleep, the man masturbates onto the back of the woman, and let's it rest and dry there til morning. In the morning, the man scraps the dry semen off the woman's back, and feeds it to her for breakfast.
I ate the most delicious Filipino pancake this morning!
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the sexual act where the female preforms a handstand with her legs spread eagle while the man mounds between her legs in a cross-scissor position.as her grabs one leg in front of him and starts rocking back and forth the female saids in Tagalog as she cums ether "Dali aray na ko"(hurry it hurts)or "masarap sarap"(this tastes really good)
yo after i gave my bitch the Filipino rodeo she could walk normally for at least six months.
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