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What you say to someone in a house with no basement when they are annoying you/boring you to death.
Fat Kid: Will you be my friend?
You: Uh...why don't you go find the basement ? I'm sure there are friends for you down there.
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Another classic sentence of doom. Said by your parents/teachers/boss when they notice your stash or discover something out of place that could get you punished.
"I've been finding my VCR was being played with. It's not yours, so don't touch it!" "I've been finding brown underwear in my laundry! You're 24 and you still crap your pants??"
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When two morally obese men share a bubble bath, they engage in a contest to see who can find each others penis' first.
Joel: Hey Ben, lets go find the sea cucumber!
Ben: Dude totally, but yours might be hard to find you beaner.
Joel: Aw you ginger jew rat ill find yours first!
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When a bowl is believed to be cashed, but a skilled smoked gets one more hit out of it or a series of hits.
I think the bowl is cashed. See if you can find the buried treasure.
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When u have small balls like nemos eggs
Omg did you see Tyson's balls they were like finding nemo balls
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What they tel you when you have used every method of tube tying, vasectomy, double bagging, pill form of kid contrloe known to man and still end up in nine months with a Dr. in your ear looking up you under carrage saying, "OK now PUSH"
There is an article that was printed a fews yearts back on a family that ended up having a set of twin Girls 5 years after he had a vasectomey and she had he tube ligated after thier marrage. They were a Bi-Racial Couple and feared the pressures of what there kids would go threw so they decided to have the procedures done. 5 years later she is pregnant and the man accuses her od cheating and leaves her durring the pregnancy only to find out durring a test going on when the mother had pre-term labor problems due to anxiaty attacks,that he was the father of the twin girls. Bet he felt like an ass. TRUE STORY
Girl: I don't get it! We were always so darn careful. Why us? How the heck did this happen? We used a darn rubber ever friggen time!
Doc: nature finds a way to get you caught by the balls when your not paying attention.
Girl: That's not funny, thats all your saying? Don't you get the situation I'm in?
Doc: Well you decide what to do untimatly.
Girl: Thanks Doc, I feel soooo much better now. Oh shit what do I do?
(6months later)
Girl: They decided for me and told me to shut up.
Doc: You know once this gets to you it's going to harm you mentaly right?
Girl: I'll be ok
(3years later: full on mental breakdown)
The point is, nature finds a way and just don't have sex if your not prepared to handle the reprocutions when nature shows you whos boss and will create it for you. Now it's done and on The Mr. To decide what to do.
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When a girl who has a boyfriend or husband goes out to a bar to find another guy to bang. It get its name because she has the lock and she's looking to find a new key.
Yo my girl went out key finding last night. What a hoe.
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