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When you put a Mentos in a bottle of Coke and put it up your arse hole
Bro, I had a Fizzy Jizzy last night
A girl, can never accept opinions about them or the things they like or dislike, basically she can't accept opinions on her opinions, she throws tantrums every time someone disagrees with her opinions, she hates furries, yet is a furry herself, she is a hypocritical toddler who throws hissy fits at everything, she is associated with people like Luigi836, she is just an overall idiot. She is called "Fizziness" because she is like the fizz of a soda can, she just explodes and hisses all the time.
Holy cow, bitch, you're such a Fizziness, we're over, shit ain't working out!
Variation of the Fizzy Bum to be conducted by a licensed professional. Dissolve Ecstasy tabs in Diet Coke. Drop mentos into container and insert into rectum creating an initially violent reaction followed by a caffeine and ecstasy induced euphoria. Side effects include but are not limited to:
1) Severe blisters and peeling skin. ...
2) Blisters around the mouth. ...
3) Red, painful palms and feet. ...
4) Shooting pain, numbness and tingling. ...
5) Loss of smell. ...
6) A painful, permanent erection.
7) Unusual urges for sex and gambling. ...
8) Nightmares and vivid dreams.
9) Intestinal distress and violent diarrhea.
10) Death.
The clown junkie went to the downstairs massage parlor, paid $85 and got a fizzy butthole; then he died.
An alcoholic drink:
6 oz diet cherry 7up
1 packet carnation instant breakfast
2 shots lindemans frmboise
1 packet original alka seltzer
Red vine straw
serve over 14 whiskey stones in 32 oz tumbler.