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Flex nuts. A term coined by the Geto Boys in their song "Damn it feels good to be a Gangsta"
The metaphorical act of flexing ones testicles to make them bigger than they are. however physically impossible this act is, it simply means to play tough when you feel inadequate.
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
A real gangsta-ass playa plays his cards right
A real gangsta-ass playa never runs his fuckin mouth
Cuz real gangsta-ass playas don't start fights
And playas always gotta high cap
Showin' all his boys how he shot em
But real gangsta-ass playas don't flex nuts
Cuz real gangsta-ass playas know they got em.
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a person who does not have a fixed role in a team, and is versatile enough to switch roles at a moment's notice and still fulfil their new role with sufficient proficiency. they are also known as generalists, and can help balance a team to reduce their weaknesses or vulnerability, particularly if an enemy team is exploiting said weakness.
contrast this with a 'normal' person, who will lock into and serve a static role throughout the team's existence.
it is commonly used in sports, and gained popularity in the realm of eSports, where class-based games provide an explicit benefit for designating flex players to allow their team to adapt. two concepts of flex players arise:
1) in games where classes* are locked in at the start of the match, such as MOBAs (DOTA, League), flex players often choose classes that are known as 'flex picks' in their communities - classes that are inherently versatile enough to be able to switch roles on their own.
2) in games where classes* can be changed at the start of a new round or mid-match, such as FPSes (Rainbow Six: Siege & Valorant or Overwatch & Team Fortress 2, respectively), flex players can either choose 'flex picks' (explained above), or will change classes throughout the match as the needs of their team evolve.
*see also (game-specific terms): heroes, champions, operators, agents, heroes (yes, again), mercenaries
#1)
jungler: 'im getting focused down, my lane needs help'
flex player: 'alright, ill flex over to that lane right now'
#2:
teammate: 'our map control is too weak and the enemy team is exploiting that by rushing us down each round.'
flex player: 'got it, let me switch to an area denial class next round.'
A magical isekai world, where everything as far as the eye can see is made of liquid rubber... in a can! Nothing ever leaks in the Flex World, for the prodigious sealing power of the Flex Seal products prevents leaks from ever existing in reality AND in concept. Jon-kun was brought into the Flex World by the overlord of God, Jesus, Adam, Eve, Lilith, and Allah: Phil Swift. Within the Flex World one can experience endless euphoria among every Flex Seal Product in existence, as well as drive the Flex Glue Monster 4x4 (provided you have your driver's license and proof of insurance.) There is even the greatest invention Phil Swift has ever conceived... but we cannot know of its properties, else our minds would implode from the awe and beauty of its splendor. The only way to enter the Flex World is to be pulled into your TV by Phil Swift himself. It may seem far and attainable, but as a species, we should never stop trying to reach the Flex World and achieve that pure state of nirvana.
Jon Jafari: "Hello? Where am I? Am I dead? Is this heaven?"
Phil Swift: "No Jon. It's not heaven, it's better. It's the Flex World, where everything as far as the eye can see is made of liquid rubber... in a can!"
Derived from the actions of the character Patrick Bateman from the film "American Psycho" ...
The act of flexing ones muscles and congratulating oneself in the mirror while having intense sexual intercourse. At some point during the flex off, the flexer must wink and point at himself in the mirror to acknowledge himself as being "Da MAN", even if his partner is not fully aware of the absolute awesomeness that has just rained down upon her.
If there is no mirror nearby, one may still perform the Psycho Flex, though the resulting ego boost may be greatly reduced.
The high from working out an drinking my whey protein had me Psycho Flexing all night with my lady. I think I pulled something.
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A type of adhesive tape meant to be water and weather resistant. Well known by an infomercial hosted by Phil Swift.
"To show you the power of Flex Tape, I sawed this boat in half!"
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Purgatory. Where one minute feels like an eternity, and dreams go to die. No mind is safe from its ravaging claws as you're dragged into oblivion.
God help us we're at the Flex Mag right now. I'd rather get Dustin Arko'd right now than be here.
Someone who is registered as being a flex offender. A person who feels the need to flex on everything they do.
“Aye cuh, we finna go toes?? Cuz you already know I’m a registered Flex Offender.”
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