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A useless, waste of space employee, usually one who is over 30 years of age and openly discusses their role playing video game prowess.
That guy in IT, he's a real floating turd.
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A combination of "Float your boat" and "Take the cake."
i.e., can be used in a positive or negative fashion, meaning something that works.
"Man, Samaire sure is lookin' fine this evening. That girl really floats my cake."
"I tried to get my sister to go out with you, but apparently that idea didn't really float the cake."
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To fart, as with an air biscuit.
Person one: "What the fuck is that fucking smell?"
Person two: "Sorry dude, I totally had to float one..."
Optional: "I totally floated one..."
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a gaudy person, usually female, with bad taste and an overbearing demeanor.
I could never be attracted to a parade float like that. She's too tacky.
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A term used by parents to tell their children not to drink a lot of fluid before going to bed, so they don't piss themselves in their sleep
Remember Billy, don't drink all that juice before bed, you'll float away if you do
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The act of snorting the milk out of a lactating hookers titty who is high on crack.
"Daddy whats a Coke Float"? " Its how I meet your mother son. And also I aint your daddy".
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when leaving a tip, put the bills in a glass of water, cover the top with a menu or other stiff surface, then flip the glas upside down, and remove the menu from underneath the glass, resulting in a horrible situation for your waitress/waitor.
its fucked up. try getting a table near a window so when you leave, you can watch and see what the waitress does about it.
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