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Unsteady, poorly coordinated, and often unintentionally homoerotic sexual position wherein three people are forming the letter 'H' with their bodies. Two are standing (forming the vertical elements of the letter 'H') and one is giving a blow job while also taking it from the rear. Also referred to as the shaky H.
Kevin: Well, how do you think our floppy H is doing so far?
Sandra: Mfff, brmmm, gmmbff.
John: DON'T LOOK AT MY EYES!
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When your dick hangs low, and it wobbles to and fro, so you can tie it in a knot or tie it in a bow.
My girl loves to play with my big floppy, she smacks it around like its a speed bag.
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Someone who is unsure, who is not stable and straight forward. Always beats around the bush...kinda "flopping" from one thing to another...
I'm a floppy dick when it comes to turning people down. I need to stop being such a floppy dick!
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a vagina that has been so overused that the outer labia actually sag down and are floppy
i was about to eat that chick out but i realized she had a really floppy vagina
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A large, sloppy vagina with baggy labia, usually due to extreme amounts of sexual activity.
I swear when I went down on her it was like putting my face in a floppy omelette!
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When you dip your penis in raw egg and apply gold glitter then, angrily attack a passer-by with your gold eggy cock. (this resembles both the golden egg of a goose and the angry nature of the goose itself)
Shall we floppy goose Jon while he sleeps?
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When you have a limp dick, but still trying to fuck. So you shove it in anyway while driving down the highway.
This chick was so ready to go but I was going 60 down the highway, so I had to floppy drive that bish!
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