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The World Series Kings. Never lost a world series even though they have been to only two. Hard to hate but hard to love.
Damn, The Florida Marlins are looking good so far. If they make it to the World Series they are gonna win.
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When looking at a map, the chain of islands that are right under Florida. It is composed of many different islands but organized by upper keys and lower keys. Big Pine Key is the only island in this chain that is inhabited by Key Deer.
Let's go visit the Florida Keys!
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A female Floridian who lives for the next provider of free drinks, shelter, drugs and food, in that order. The provider does not have to be rich, but a nice car or motorcycle is a must. The Florida whore has a life cycle three times of that of regular whores due to the nice climate, laid-back lifestyle and older-skewing population. Where a regular whore must hang it up after 30 or lower her standards, a Florida whore can feed from providers and go to the beach every day until she is 45 or older.
Florida whore identifiers: Bleached crispy hair, tan but with a zillion freckles from sun damage, smokes, can pack all belongings in one knock-off designer bag for quick travel to the next boyfriend's apartment, drinks Bud Light but can switch to Grey Goose if someone else is paying, clothing consists of tube tops, cutoff shorts and flip-flops, never has money but her nails are always immaculate.
This dude paid for Brenda's drinks last night and took her for a ride in his Acura. She'll meet us at the beach bar after she drops her stuff off at his place. Being a Florida Whore has paid off for Brenda about ten years now.
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A ratchet ass hoe. Not necessarily from Florida, but might as well be.
Guy 1: Did you see Blaire at the bar last night?
Guy 2: Nah bro, she's florida trash, I'm not messing with that.
A person who lives and works in Florida, then seeks cooler summer areas in the North, especially after retirement.
Basically the opposite of a snowbird.
I am a Florida Sunbird, are you?
Having a threesome with a girl and their mom in a parked car while chain smoking a pack of cigarettes with the windows rolled up
I need to wash out my car after last nights Florida Hotbox.
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A truly magical place of crystal clear light turquoise water all around you. A pleasure to make the drive from Miami to Key West. Key West is one of the most relaxing, unique, fun, out of the way places in America. Enjoy!
Driving through the Florida Keys, all you see for 4 hours on the Overseas Hwy is clear blue-green water and smell the ocean breeze. Key West is so laid-back, chill, and filled with history. Both are heaven.
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