Grandma Night

A night in which friends gather together and get so crunk that after the partying, all they can physically do is sit on the couch like a grandma and rock back and forth.

Mike, Jordan, Zach, Robert, and Matt had a grandma night last night with a bottle of Vladimir. Zach passed out first. He was such a grandma.

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Skyping with Grandma

Masturbating, jacking off. a term used at military academies since theres not much female companionship and normally college students don't Skype with their grandparents.

Steve: Where's Joe been all this time?
Chuck: I don't know, probably Skyping with Grandma.
Steve: Wouldn't surprise me

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Grandmas Tongue

When you slip your balls sack out of your pants and give your friends a look at her wrinkled tongue.

Anyone wanna see "Grandmas Tongue"?

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grandma head

A nickname describing the state of almost total preoccupation a person experiences when they are anticipating the birth of a grandchild.

I’ve had to repeat things two or three times to her, she’s totally impacted by a strong case of grandma head!

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Grandmas Pizza

Pizza that someone eats after it has been left out for several days (aged) and resembles 'Grandma' with it's funky odor, fuzzy surface, and rigid texture.

John: Dude, What's that smell!!
Mark: Oh, It's probably this slice of Grandmas Pizza I found.
John: And you're eating it? Good God, It's starting to grow things on it!
Mark: ..it has character.

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Going To Grandmas

Act of telling your friends that you dont want to hang out because you're going to your grandmas house. But your really sitting at home cybering with a 40 year old man named Spike and playing Japanees Video Games.

Sorry Paul I cant hang out, Im goin to my Grandma House.

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Pulling a Grandma

The act of losing at billiards (pool) repeatatively by hitting the 8 ball in at the wrong time.

Dude, I keep pulling a grandma.. I'm going to lose so much money if I keep this up.

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