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Golden Pony

when during the course of butt sex the man pisses in his partner's ass. The partner can either be female or male. This is associated with Golden Showers, but is inherently different and possibly the opposite

Andrew - YO MENG did you hear that I gave my girlfriend the wettest and dirtiest golden pony ever!!

Boy#2 - hey dude did you hear about this new fab? Its call golden pony and all the ladies love it

by Kyle the Ginger December 9, 2008

19๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ass Pony

A derogatory term used to describe ones actions. Specifically, used to describe someone who has done something stupid, is being annoying, or someone you just don't like. This term is often used as a close second to calling someone a dildo or retard.

"Hey Brian stop being such an ass pony"
or, "Brian you are really being an ass pony right now" or, Brian get the fuck away from me I don't associate myself with ass pony's"

by benmu November 20, 2006

81๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Free Pony

When you receive an apparently free, wonderful gift with high and/or unexpected maintenance costs not previously considered by, or obvious to, the recipient.

Mary: Grandpa is giving little Elizabeth a pony for her 12th birthday if she promises to take care of it! Isn't that great?
Bob: What?!?! How are we supposed to pay for the board, food, vet bills, and riding lessons for Elizabeth? Free Pony? Give me a break!

Bill: So I meet this hot chick, Sandy, who takes me on a 7-day cruise at no cost because she's filthy rich. Then two weeks later I've got crabs and herpes. What a free pony she turned out to be.

Jim: I can't believe I won that new Corvette in the church raffle! But since I'm unemployed and living with my mom, I can't even afford the gas and insurance, let alone maintenance.

John: Oh, man! Sounds like you won a free pony! Well maybe you can sell it and still get something for your trouble.

by redshirt58 May 12, 2011

22๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Red Pony

Redneck with a pony-tail and a crooked penis.

Yesterday at Walmart we saw a huge red pony.

by Behrens April 23, 2006

39๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cotton Pony

A tampon

Damn bitch, why you so pissed off today, are you riding the cotton pony or some thing?

by Global Fuckin Smoke October 1, 2003

163๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž


electric pony

An uncommon sexual act whereby one person kneels naked on their hands and knees (doggy style). The other person takes their penis and ejaculates all over the kneeling person's back, being careful to leave a sticky trail down the other person's spine. Then, the standing person takes an electric razor and shaves part of their pubic hair. Finally, taking a handful of hair, they sprinkle it along the sploogy trail where it sticks, forming a mane.

This is often used as an initiation practice in college fraternities. The "pony" created would then have to canter around campus in the middle of the night, making horse noises and waking up some of the dorm residents, until quickly spirited away by the pony creator, before the law arrives.

note: definition courtesy Gabe.

An' now Ah'm gonna give you an' electric pony. skeet skeet skeet, bzzzzz; awwwww, lookit that mane!

by A card in the wind April 4, 2006

25๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


pony falls

Hair extensions attached to a big elastic hair-tie and worn to appear as if the wearer has long pony tails.
Can be made from yarn, synthetic hair, hemp, pipe cleaners, ribbons tubing, ect. Most commonly worn in the rave, cyber goth and club scene.

The raver wore long pony falls of neon green.

by Brandy BandShoe July 8, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž