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taking foreskin like a balloon, blowing into it, like a balloon, holding it tightly and then sqeezing the air out.
every time that i gave him a foreskin fart he was bewildered by the noise
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Another name for Rhode island because on a map the two states look like a giant pecker.
He's from Connecticut's foreskin.
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After having the driest anal sex you pull out the soft dick and their lies a bleeding heap of flesh and veiny skin.
I just had the dryiest hump and i am paying the price with this bloody foreskin.
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When the Jew has a bath and his peepee gets soggy
Yo Abraham has some wet foreskin
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The way hipsters wear their beanies only on the crowns of their skulls, because the act of keeping your head warm is too mainstream. Usually these people are between 18-30 years old and hang around shitty jazz clubs, hole-in-the-wall coffee houses, or Goodwills.
I can respect the guy that doesn't wear his winter gear correctly in -20 degree weather. I guess staying healthy without illness is too mainstream. The way they are wearing their foreskin hat makes them look like a gigantic penis. Wait, that's already how they act. Next time you see a person like this, Don't get angry, don't give them a mean look, just chuckle at them.
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A condition experienced by women who are dating and/or mingling with a man who is European (or "not American") where there is extreme anxiety over whether or not he is circumsized. Could be a deal-breaker in many dating relationships.
Hey Michelle have you ever been with a man who is uncirmusized?
Yea, it was disgusting and required a different skill set.
I thought so. I'm experiencing foreskin trepidation.
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when a women pulls a mans foreskin so hard is comes off.
My wife gave me a foreskin cowboy.
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