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The act of a well endowed male by placing his own penis his anus for safe keeping and or pleasure.
Did you see Deshauns San Francisco horseshoe fall out at lunch? How could I miss it ? It was like he was straddling a pool noodle ,it almost broke my foot .
When two adult heterosexual males grab each other’s genitalia in an attempt to see who can tolerate the groping the longest.
Moondog had a San Francisco Standoff with his publisher in the movie “The Beach Bum”.
The most intimate of kisses; The San Francisco Kiss is when two people rub their buttholes together passionately as if simulating kissing. Not to be mistaken with the San Francisco French Kiss.
Look at those two men over there locked in a passionate San Francisco kiss; What a time to be alive.
Always super-enthusiastically agreeing to plans and always, always flaking.
"Hey John, do you want to come to my daughter's wedding?"
"Yes, absolutely! I've been waiting for you to ask!"
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Day of wedding, via text: "I can't make it, my dog is sick with the measles :-( Next time though!"
That's a San Francisco Yes.
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While driving, the act of passing the street you wish to turn left on, followed by 3 rights.
To make a San Francisco left on 19th Ave at Geary, make a right on 20th, a right on Clement, and then a right on 19th.
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A person who is homeless, gay, transgender, vegan, cruelty free, democrat, autistic, pansexual, pro-abortionist, high, and drink that is causing a major disturbance in the San Francisco Bay Area.
I was walking through airport security and found a “San Francisco Supreme” beating up the Rent-A-Cop.
A homosexual.
That San Francisco Treat is rollerblading. So gay.
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