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The day after Thanksgiving when the toilets begin to clog up with post-celebratory waste
Scrubs: "Hey man, wanna hangout?"
Cubbiss: "No man, I'm spending my Brown Friday on the toilet."
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A 'go to' boy; a man who will help you get things taken care of; a man you can rely on when you are in need of extra assistance; a man who acts as a 'jack of all trades' and is capable of doing almost anything; a man you can count on when you are overwhelmed with your own chores and the duties must be done; a man who does most of the leg work on a project, but never takes (or gets) credit.
When you need extra help -- I'm your Boy Friday.
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A JoJo Friday is any Friday on which an episode of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure airs.
I can't believe we won't have any more JoJo Fridays until Stone Ocean after Vento Aureo ends...
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Any day of the week, besides Friday, that is the last day of your work week due to scheduling, vacations, days off etc.
William: Dude, why are you wearing jeans to work today today, it isn't casual Friday, it's Wednesday.
Jack: Nah, it's logical Friday, I am outta here Thursday and Friday this week. TGILF!!
A no judgment group chat between friends where sins are confessed and forgiven on fridays in order to have a clear conscience before the weekend. These confessions are not limited to recent sins but all sins.
Friday Confession: I once witnessed a man fail to retrieve his iPhone that he dropped in the middle of Rochester road before the light turned green. I counted 17 cars that ran over his phone as he sat on the side of the road watching helpless. I've never felt so much joy in my life. It was hilarious.
When your boss, manager, or supervisor takes days off/leaves early Monday thru Thursday and every Friday he stays until close of business.
Employee #1: "Its Friday! Do you think the queen will be leaving early?"
Employee #2" "No, he's the Friday Hero! He'll be here after we leave at 5:00!"
The day after Thanksgiving when toilets across America scream and cry out for mercy.
Redneck Dan: Man... I ate so much of that danged Turducken and partied it down the hatch with them two cases of Red, White and Blur and Pabst beer that my danged toilet is quakin' at the thought of Brown Friday.