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when somone sleeps with women so big it breaks their bed and they have to put the bed on cement blocks
Andy's bedroom looks like a Puerto Rican Funeral.
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It's a celebration of life when you take the deceased and everyone that loves them masturbates on top of them until they're covered in cum and then you take all the flowers that were sent and shove them in the deceased rectum and burn the body
Sorry I'm running late I had a funeral party to attend
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<ElectricFuneral> 'Fencing', huh? XD
<Ian_k> Yeah Mang
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Who did it? Is the first question you might be wondering if you ever find yourself in this situation. But in reality it IS the baby who did it. Not only the shit, but the murder. Now lots of baby’s go to funeral homes. From sacrifices to suffocation, theirs a lotta ways for the baby’s to get there. But what you wouldn’t expect is a baby getting stuck in a corpse, and taking a shit. Essentially, baby shit in a funeral home can be taken 2 ways. 1.) gunnar. 2.) a series of murders and/or deaths that lead to a baby taking a large dump in a funeral home
Baby shit in a funeral home is bad
You look funeral ready... cause I’m fucking deacesed.
Ie: good looking, hot, DAYUM
Me: Sarah you look funeral ready...
Sarah: WTF
Me: Cause I am fucking deceased 🤪🤪
An expression of sarcastic pity or sympathy.
Person 1: Like, oh. my. gawd. I broke a nail!!! I'm, like, dying!
Person 2: (sarcastically) Awww, I'll tie your shoe at your funeral.
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Grandfather died and was cremated.
Grandpa's funeral was lit af dawg.
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