The Goat

The starting quarterback for the New England Patriots, Tom Brady, he wears the number 12.

Tom Brady is the goat.

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The goat

Tom Brady

Tom Brady is the goat

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Goats

Those unsightly wet spots under a person's arms.

Jim raised his arms to answer the question and he was sporting some nice goats today.

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goat

overused term used by people who have never won a fantasy football championship but still swear they are the G.O.A.T (Greatest Of All Time)

I am the GOAT of fantasy football because I have had byes in 3 consecutive years, but I never won the chip

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Goated

The act of being hit by a goat. It is only truly goated if the act inflicts pain and causes bleeding on the one being struck by the goat. If one is hit but no pain is suffered or blood, then it is simply being "hit by a goat".

Did you see that?!? Steven just got goated when he walked through the park in his underpants!

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goating

The act of seeking the perfect revenge in which, one or many goats, are involved.

Shana is goating Steven's apartment tomorrow. Gonna wreck it, dude!

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goats'

Derived from the infamous "Goatse ( http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=goatse )" interwebs phenomena. Can describe e.g. any kind of nasty dirt or liquid but as well any appalling things in general.
Can be used as verb ("goatsefy") as well—meaning: to fuck something (usually an object) up, to fuck it up bad!

Dude, your whole jacket is full of Goats'! Go, be ashamed of yourself!
Stop looking at my sisters ass! I'll goatsefy your Lambo, fucking shmo!

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