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First, we will start with the best and the most kick-ass Australian motorcar ever produced. Made in 1971, this car comes it a 351 Cleveland V8 (5.8L) and an air intake caleld a "shaker" that sticks out of the bonnet on the Holley carby. In it's day it was known to be the fastest 4-door car ever produced. It is about 400+ hp stock and more torque than bubba in jail-showers could force. This people, was the XY GT.
There was also one called the XY GTHO Phase 3 which came with all the racing options and a 780 cfm Holley and this kicked ass in bathurst and any tracks you thew at it. All you aussie biatches stop boning the Holden Monaros and Commodores and get some taste.
There was also a Phase 4, but due to governemtn restrictions only 4 were produced. The XA GTHO Phase 4 would cost about $160,000 Australian or so now.
There was also previous phases known as the XW GTHO Phase 2 in 1970 which also had a 351 Clevo (350 hp) and similar stats, and the XT GTHO Phase 1 in 1969 with a 302 motor. The first 200 has Windsors and the last 50 had 351 (300 hp)Clevelands.
The 2003-2006 BA GT-P and BF GT-P (2006+) coming up will shit on any HSV. It's torque it way to much for any Holden dickhead to understand with just as much HP(KW).
Hmm lets see, Falcon GT = 5.4L V8 Quad Cam, 32 valve and plenty of headroom for bor(e)ing vs a Holden 5.7L V8 PUSHROD engine....Commodres gonna become End Of Line soon you Holden whores! How are they good??
Fanboy - "Oh, my VZ Holden HSV shits on any GT-P man."
Real World - "Ok, let's take it on the Hume Highway b!tch in my BF Falcon GT-P."
Fanboy - "Ermm, no, I still have to fix up that oil leak I got in the motor because Holdens are shit and I hit my knee on the door and it's technically a write off because the airbag went off and blew up the seat because they go off randomly and the materials of the car are made to last a month"
Real world - "HA HA HA" =D
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Being excessively punished for a minor wrongdoing.
Joe: I got a detention for walking too fast today
Dave: Sounds like GT Sport
Joe: fair point
One of the greatest YouTube wrestling channels out there
Mazda Familia GTX. A cheap japineese sports car. come as the BF shape cars which are 86-88 and then the newer BG shape from 89/90+. The BF shape are well knowen for their strong engine and good turbo set ups. And the BG Models are all fitted with a 1800 Dohc Turbo. The cars are probily the best you can get for your money if you looking for something quick. You can pick one up for 3000NZ$. Later models are the mazda familia gtr which have strong forged internals
Guy 1 in honda: Did you see that flash?
Guy 2 in honda: Nah i didn't but i saw a BFMR
Guy 1: Bloody gtx's
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Getting hit on the head by a really fast shuttlecock whilst playing badminton
"Cor, that was a right GT to the noggin. " said Brian slightly concussed.
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A road in New delhi.. india. mostly famous for their Whore houses..and dance parties..and a place where the real brown ppl. hang out. mostly the jatts from pujab or gangster side..
Sardar: oy paaji.. yara da truck Gt road te launa.. (bring the truck to the gt road byches)
truck driver: Oy chakdee phattee!!!!!! (somethin like woohhoo!!)
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