Best driver to ever walk the earth
Cannon Gage is the best driver
Nokia's failed attempt to join the ranks of Nintendo in the hand held gaming industry. Better known as the digital taco, it is the worst concept concived, holding the record for the earliest price drop in the gaming industry, for having their first price drop after just one week after it's release. Now at the price of $200, it includes 3 free games and one month of pre-paid service for the cellular phone feature, which by the way you have to hold width side to your ear to talk in. Another "put down" feature is that in order to change games, you must remove the battery. So. . .WTF?
N-Gage? N-GAGE!? WHAT A POS IDEA THAT IS! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT ANYONE WOULD BUY AN N-GAGE! YOU EVEN BOUGHT ONE! WTF!?!?
No dad, that's my taco.
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To run up to someone with Gages (hole openings in their ear) and lock a combination lock on it, the victim thus can get it off without knowing the combination or boltcutters.
bill: what the hell is that on you ear?
mike: its a combination lock, i got fuckin' Gage Locked.
bill: classic.
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An acid dropping, molly popping, ketamine smoking, curb stomping, bitch pimping maniac. Long brown hair that covers half his eyes. βBread stacker.β Also goes by the name βG-spot adolis.β
βGage Baartman (G-spot) just stole a zip from some bitchesβ
Exorbantly expensive paperweight.
Man I wish I had bought a pet rock instead of this N-Crap.
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Gage is a retired rust player. He has over five thousand hours in the game. During his career he went from base bitch to clutch king. He played in various groups including $oul, and SP. During his career he spent most his time under his leader "Max". He often enjoyed snow roams, raiding, and flying mini copters. He was an experienced "oil rigger" who often dominated both large and small oil rigs. He was inspired by "Alone in Tokyo" to create bases. He had a portfolio of bases ranging from solo to large clan. Gage's legacy will continue to live in in the Rust community. Hopefully a return will occur in the near future. #Hoe$mad #GetBeamedShitter -750
Guys Gage Dixon is on our server, we can't build near rigs
An amazinly great friend to have. He is great at roleplaying for those who love roleplaying like me and he is good at listening too. He can help with tough times if your feeling stressed or sad. Over all, he is a great friend to have in your life.
Gage (friend): an amazing friend to have!