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Gentleman's Bet

A bet in which nothing is wagered. The winner recieves nothing but respect.

Guy A: There's no way you're winning this one.
Guy B: Wanna bet?
Guy A: Yeah! It's on!
Guy B: Eat shit because i just won.
Guy A: Well we didn't bet shit so I guess it was a gentleman's bet.

by Jay Danger July 11, 2008


Gentleman Vegetables

Slang term for male genetalia.

I would rather eat my gentleman vegetables than have a female president.

by FreddyGiveHeady July 09, 2009


Rowdy Gentleman

A type of extreme alpha male that can make anybody comfortable in any situation, while typically drinking in excess, chasing young women, being disorderly, participating in extremely adventurous activities, always politically incorrect, and maintains a professional career. Calling a man a rowdy gentleman is one of the highest compliments possible

Joe went out boozing, banged Meghan and her younger sister last night, then made it to the office for a 9am meeting. He is a rowdy gentleman!

by HIPSOUTH June 30, 2016


Gentleman's Lunch

A meal taken in private while evading responsibility and perusing pornography or other sexually explicit material

Bento bow from Sushi King, the lesbian scene from Mulholland Drive: time for Gentleman's Lunch!

by crashcomet December 13, 2010


Gentleman's Breakfast

To wake in the morning and without any notice bury your face and munch the snatch of your wife, girlfriend or date and her snapper is still puffy and wet from the sex romp last night.

Darrell woke at 6:00 in the morning to get ready for work. However, his girlfriend's hot pocket was giving him a morning wink so he dove in and enjoyed a gentleman's breakfast.

by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2014


gentleman lover

related to the player, the gentleman lover difers in that he will respect the women he makes love to.
he gets his pussy by acting as though he truly cared abought the girl making the girl want to sleep with him
while the pimp may sleep with more women than the gentleman lover; he will get more repeat business
also the gentleman lover does not have as many women pissed off at him at the end of the day
also, it is not uncommon for all of his women to know who each other are and may even be friends with each other

the only downside to being a gentleman lover is that it can sometimes take much longer to get individual women to sleep with you, this is offset by the fact that once you have a few good women your reputation for lovemaking and respect will make it much easier to gain new lovers

by karanandos meneski July 06, 2005


Gentleman’s Delima

Consternation over whether or not to release one’s flatulence for fear of it being a big ole wet shart. The pressure is real but the fear of shatting oneself is concerning.

Often occurrs during a Gentleman’s Release.

I had the Gentleman’s Delima today. I gambled and sadly, I lost. I sharted straight down my pant leg into my shoe. I should have known better having had a fizzy bisto earlier.

by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2017