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A glazed donut is when a guy ejaculates semen on a woman's anal hole and smears it around thsu creating a glazed donut effect.
I gave her a glazed donut and her girlfriend ate it.
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The act of ejaculating on a woman's behind as she lies on her stomach, then rubbing the ejaculate across her butt cheeks with the tip of your penis. The end result being that her butt cheeks are covered in a glaze which depending on nationality may in fact resemble a glazed plain bagel.
As Julie lie on the bed near the window, John stood in awe as the glazed bagel he had just given Julie was twinkling in the moonlight ever so beautifully.
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When having anal sex and you pull out of the anal cavity and ejaculates on the anus and it gets crusty without telling your sexual partner
I secretly gave that chick a glazed doughnut last night
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Swallowing the male ejaculation without missing a drop.
I washed and waxed my girlfriend's car yesterday. After that, she was more than willing to take my tonsil glaze.
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the story goes that a couple of guys gathered everyday to eat glazed donuts...
420 glaze it faggot
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When a female is ashamed of the guy she wants to fuck, be it that he is unattractive, fat or has a small penis, yet she enjoys riding that penis, but not sucking, because its small and unattractive. The then process of the cumshot becomes a shame glaze.
"Wipe the shame glaze of my face"
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The unmistakeable look of resignation in a person's eyes when they realise their life will end in the next few moments.
Some say this is a look of incomprehensible terror, some say a mental breakdown, others that it's the retrospective of said person's existence playing to them. Whatever it is, you know the look when you see it.
The first few moments after the glaze are usually the happiest of said person's lifetime, for it is now that may relish true freedom.
Not only is the pain over very soon, but they know, for a finite number of seconds, they are essentially invincible.
Another rumour is that Death itself whispers the secret of life to the condemned just before expiration. If these prospects excite you, worry not. Your death glaze is on the way!
At the Zoo:
"Dude, i just totally saw Carl's death glaze!"
"I'm not surprised. Why did you think it would be funny to get him drunk and chuck him into the lion enclosure?"
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