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Hair that looks greasy and disgusting from having too much product in it and can withstand winds of up to 90 miles an hour without even moving.
Anthony thought his hair was super sweet but what woman wants a man who’s hair could be used as a lethal weapon?
“March your ass upstairs right now and wash that crap out of your hair, no son of mine is leaving this house with Guido Hair.”
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those trying to make a difference and make the world a better place. originated in northern hudson and southern bergen county, New Jersey. most gh members and the original members are from secaucus NJ. They ride in mostly jeeps around high guido density areas such as clubs and shores. They search for gudios and attack. They throw eggs, shaving cream, nair and other items towards guido crouds. they are GH
Guido 1: yo im afraid of cluvvin tonight
Guido 2: yeah man those Guido hunters are out
Guido 1: lets just do eachothers hair get a tan, our eybrows waxed and hit up the movies
Guido 2: yeah man there we are safe and sure to be the best looking people. make sure you rock the A/X
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yelling out the window or on the porch to your "boy" or "woman".
Serafino: (walks onto back porch) "Ey Maria! Come ova here and clean the blood stains outta the trunk of my Lexus!"
Maria: (from a distance): "Watchu want me to do it for, eh? Clean it out ya self!
Serafino: (seconds later): "Ey fuck you, yaz dumb bitch! Now come ova here and do it...and make me a veal parmigiana!"
Neighbor: "Damn those guidos and their guido telephone!"
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Primary Characteristics include: A blowout hairstyle, faux hawk, excessive use of gel or pomade. Facial precisely trimmed, usually in a goatee, sideburns and other hair seems ideal and looks drawn on. Clothing usually styled with denim and flashy button downs, sweater vests, vests, and/or ties from express.com or Guess.com. Other accessories also add to the guidoness – Gold chains, flashy watches or jewelry, white loafers, large shade also known as aviators, and numerous other add-on’s that convey that these types of people should in a Indian Mob, which is seemingly impossible, or a Raghav/Jay Sean music video.
"Dawg, that indo-guido should be a back-up dancer or singer for my new song, "I'm Cheesy" - Juggy D
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That skinny douchebag who may or may not actually be of Italian-American descent but always wears tank tops and talks like the assholes on Jersey Shore.
ME: Dude, did you see that wannabe guido just now?
MAX: Yeah, he wasn't even buff.
1. Someone who is posing as a guido.
2. A guido trying to be sneaky.
1. Terry isnt a real guido, I never see him GTL. He's an incog-guido.
2. Look at Bob being all "incog-guido" at the squat rack wearing a hat and sunglasses.
A derogative term used to refer to Persians or Iranians (sometimes Armenians, Azeris, and other Persian derivatives). Mostly because they are commonly mistaken for Italians due to similarities in appearance, personality, and chest hair ratio. The torpedo section refers to how the Iranian government has much interest in Nuclear warfare.
Person 1 : Damn, it seems like all Rostam and his friends ever do is talk to girls and use a bunch of hair gel.
Person 2: I know! And why are those guidos wearing leather jackets it's like 90 degrees outside!!?!?
Person 3: Beats me! But those aren't guidos, they are Persian. They are torpedo guidos!!
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