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Like catholic guilt but less wine with Joseph smith fan fiction mixed in. Catholics invented guilt; Mormons perfected it .
When you masturbate 30 minutes before scripture study and then that Mormon guilt sets in.
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Guilt Porn occurs when people fish for 're-tweets' and "shares" by embedding some sort of personal attack in their original post, causing the victim to be forced to share the message, not because they happen to agree with it, but because they feel the need to defend themselves from the attack.
This is ridiculous Guilt Porn: "If you don't share this anti-cancer message, you're selfish!", "Share This Religious image if you're a REAL MAN. Or, more commonly, "I bet 80% of you won't re-post this...".
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A fad term that retards feel when they put any amount of Carbon Dioxide in the atmosphere, such as when breathing (because exhaling does put carbon dioxide in the environment), something that the world's plant life need in order to survive anyway. This in turn will cause millions of people to get worked up on something completely stupid and ridiculous while the wealthy elite that pushes this fear and guilt on them relaxes in their life of luxury and hypocricy.
Meanwhile countless people are starving while we attempt to convert obscene amounts of corn into a gallon of ethanol fuel, and other retarded contraptions.
A: "Hey did you know breathing creates carbon dioxide?"
B: "And carbon dioxide will destroy the planet and everything in it! Let's kill ourselves, i am getting so much carbon guilt now."
A: "Ok."
/Kills themselves
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Guilt tripping is when you reject a girl for not wanting to go out with her and she makes you feel guilty about it.
Guy: I'm sorry but I just don't feel the same about you
Girl: Fine, I guess I'll just go home and cry myself to sleep.
Guy: Oh no, don't you even dare think about guilt tripping me.
Girl: 😭
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The conservative version of "liberal guilt": A politically conservative person's guilt complex about not supporting liberal government policies. Since conservatives are often attached by liberals for not 'caring enough' about liberal-leaning economic, social problems, they compensate by retaining a high level of knowledge about specific, non-political forms of liberal and/or progressive cultural norms. They exhibit their guilt by obsessively trying to prove that they know a lot about liberal cultural norms.
My conservative guilt always kicks in when I park my car next to a handicap spot when I go places, so I always end up letting strangers who look poor cut me in line.
I absolutely love hipster and folk music; it must be my conservative guilt complex.
I watch the Discovery channel when I'm alone at home because my conservative guilt makes me feel like I should care about protecting the environment.
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oral sex you receive after your girlfriend has been a total fucking illogical (and sometimes hormonal) bitch.
my girl was on the rag last weekend and was a total bitch, but it's ok. she made up for it with guilt-head.
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Slang word for cocaine. A play on the fact that cocaine is white and is known for being the illegal drug of choice for white collar white people.
"I still have some white guilt I need to get rid of. How much'll you give me for it?"
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