Random
Source Code
Random
To be continuously successful in life but always fall victim to dating or falling in love with the most tragic downtrodden unsuccesful polar opposite people imaginable and be perfectly fine with it.
Julie just got her masters and bought a new house and car....why is she Gumping it up with that loser Greg who works part time at KFC and lives with his parents?
3👍 1👎
While under the influance of alcohol and through no skill, knowledge or effort of your own manage to end up in a sexually gratifying evening usually with more than one partner of the opposite sex. These events are always indirectly aided by others in one way or another. This is similar to the accounts of Forrest Gump in the movie with respect to success with little known efforts.
-Dude did you end up in another three way last night with those two chicks from the bar?
-Yeah.
-How do you keep Forrest Gumping your way into so much pussy?
-I don't know. I was just sitting there when the bartender asked me to loan my lighter to these two girls. Next thing I knew we were back at my place.
3👍 1👎
When an individual sucks another persons bottom lip to make it fat and then the fat lipped person quotes Bubba from Forest Gump.
“ got shrimp?”
Sarah just Bubba Gumped my lip, now I look like a Kardashian #selfie
4👍 1👎
Someone who had sex with someone with aids and didn't get it. A seemingly unintelligent person that good fortune happens too. However, this person never lies and has no bad habits, and doesn't blame anyone for his situation. Basically the person you can't understand why good things happen too. Because you are to busy thinking you are smarter than you are. With many bad habits and an excuse for your mistakes other than yourself.
I f ucked a heroine addict and found out she had aids. I got tested and FORREST GUMP that shit.
4👍 2👎
Nickname given to the Star Wars Kid. An akward teenager who videotaped himself doing an impersonation of a jedi knight, and accidentally allowed the tape to be disseminated to the general public via the internet.
Force Gump. I find your lack of fitness disturbing.
7👍 4👎
Sex, straight-forward!
Ex. I'm gonna get me some gump tonight!
3👍 33👎
A man who, if he could he could talk as fast as he runs, would be mistaken as the next Albert Einstein.
110👍 176👎