adj. meaning serious, major, big. often used to make the noun it modifies sound less wussy, or to save embarassment by actually making it sound cool.
"I have a hyper-macho crush on you!!"
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Joey B. on a sugar high
C-Dog-izzle: Are you a hyper fag?
J-Dog-izzle: cha
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Often mistaken for Super cars. Both are very expensive but Super cars are designed for messing with G-Forces while Hyper cars are designed for messing with G-Strings.
Person 1: "Wow that Koenigsegg KILLED that Lamborghini"
Person 2: "Yeah but you'll get more pussy with that Hyper car"
Note: The Lamborghini being the Hyper car in this example.
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a condition where someone is so antsy, agitated and keyed up that (s)he gets so hyper as to fill the diaper, that is, to "shit your pants".
1. Listen to that stupid talk radio host! He's got another category of people this week he's telling lies about! He's getting hyper in the diaper again and he wants his followers to feel that way too and start a witch hunt. Someone needs to shut this stupid loudmouth up.
2. On them late night "infomercials" on TV the host often is hyper in the diaper and screams at you to call NOW!
3. Don't get so hyper in the diaper. You'll burst a blood vessel if you keep this up. Chill out!
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A way to drink alcohol.
First invented in Washington DC by an inventor known as ooohlie.
Description: Should look like 4 shots of vodka in one.
How to make a Hyper Shot:
Take either a styrofoam or plastic cup (usually provided by a crappy motel or hotel), Fill the cup with some type of vodka (preferably Ciroc), If its a small cup, you should have about 4 shots. If its a larger cup DO NOT FILL TO THE TOP FOR THIS IS NOT A HYPER SHOT ANYMORE, thats a you're gone shot. Only fill about half way to make about four shots. Now that you have a cup of alcohol, Drink it without stopping until its all gone. You might want to chase it with some sort of soda or drink, but this is not allowed or else it is not considered a Hyper Shot. There is no chasing Hyper Shots. You should feel results in 10-15 minutes. If not, Repeat with another Hyper Shot.
guy: Dude! Put that soda down! You don't chase Hyper Shots! Now we have to do it all over again!
other guy: I think we need more styrofoam cups.
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The new super straight. Super straight (followed by super gay, lesbian and bi) was a meme sexuality made by Tik Tok user Kyle Royce. Super straight was made as a fun, satirical mirror of the numerous LGBTQ sexualities. Made so straight folk would avoid being labeled as โtransphobicโ just because they didnโt not want to date a trans woman. However, super straight became overused by a hateful 4chan Neo-Nazi board. Hyper straight is a new and purer version of the super straight sexuality
Friend 1: Hey, Iโm super straight, itโs a cool new heterosexual meme
Friend 2: You know thatโs transphobic right? Itโs far alt-ri got and Neo-Nazi affected.
Friend 1: Aw man, I wanted to be cool, oppose transactivist SJWs, and be wholesome at the same time!
Friend 2: itโs ok, I know you didnโt mean to be offensive.
*1 day later
Friend 1: Hey Iโm Hyper Straight!!! #hyperstraightandproud
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A new Battle Royale game from Ubisoft. As you have the ability to double-jump and use so called "hacks" in order to gain height it is a lot different than most battle royale games. Right now (July 8th 2020) it is still in technical test and only a few Special People(like me) can play it.
It will release soon and will be free to play. Right now there is no ingame curency or anything else you could buy with real money, but I'm pretty sure something like that will be added after beeing fully released.
Me: Hey you guys wanna play some Hyper Scape? Don't want to solo-Queue!
My Friends: We don't have access to the technical test, sry! :(
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