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When a woman who is having her menstrual cycle fingers herself and then, with the menstrual blood still on her hand, jerks you off.
"He refused to screw her on her period, so she gave him an aztec handjob"
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When a girl either can't, or is really bad at giving handjobs, they are refered to as a british handjob, meaning a british guy could do it better.
Guy 1: Did you get that handjob from grayce?
Guy 2: Nope she wouldnt do it, its like a british handjob
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The typical Edmonton Hooker's specialty as coined by the Canadian edition of "Cards Against Humanity"
What were you up to last night?
You know, the usual. I did get an icy handjob from an Edmonton hooker, though.
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Much like fairy clapping, the fairy handjob is accomplished by using only the index and middle finger, as opposed to using the whole hand.
Derek: Sherri gave me the most baller fairy handjob last night.
The act of being masturbated and then before reaching climax the masturbator stops, sometimes in order to satisfy religious reasons of pre maritial pleasure and sometimes just becasue the woman is a lazy bitch
Wendy was so drunk that she started to jack me off but she fell asleep half way through so it ended up being a catholic handjob!
NOUN: a combination of parts that are individually pleasing , but not when mixed together.
"Just mixed milk and hotsauce, and it was a real handjob salad."
"I wish we could hang out with Beck and Josh by themselves. When they're together it ends up being a real handjob salad."
When you love your friend and want to show them how much you love them through physical connection.
Hey mate, I love you bro. Want a friendship handjob?