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The art of shaking a woman's "hand" in Bangkok to ensure she IS in fact a woman and not a decepetive lady boy with a big ol penis
I totally gave her the Bangkok Handshake, Bitch checks out!
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To insert one's middle, ring and index finger into a vagina and with your thumb against her clitoris and your little finger on her perinium (better known as the taint). You rotates your wrist to stimulate the clit/perinium and move inside her.
I gave my girlfriend a gentleman's handshake last night.
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Hand job received at an Asian massage parlor.
I could sure go for a Hanoi Handshake to relieve my stress.
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When someone rips your arm off and shoves it up your ass. Popularized by the webcomic 'Bug'
John, shut your mouth or I'll give you a Kentucky Handshake.
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Euphemism for manual stimulation of the male penis by a dirty hooker (for money) employing the non-dominant hand and lubricated by bearing grease.
Todd was so poor, he couldn't afford a bj from a real hooker, so he had to settle for a downtown handshake from Holly Herpes behind the Jr. Food Store.
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The act of reaching into a self-contained toilet paper dispenser and instead of retrieving a bundle of TP, you unknowingly smear your hand with fecal matter left from the previous occupant of the stall that you are currently using. Known to occur regularly to both men and women, but an inordinant percentage of the recipients are from or near the city of Hamilton,OH. The same act is performed in various cities across the US under different names, such as: Cincinnati Silly Putty, Kansas City Knuckle Duster, Pittsburgh Pudding, and Albany Applesauce.
Tom: Hey, Mary, what's wrong?
Mary: Ewww! I was in the shitter and when I went to wipe I got a handful of poo!! Eww....gross!! I got the Hamilton Handshake! It was packed in there like ceiling spackle!
Tom: Yeah that's gross. Lemme have a dollar. Wait, you can keep that dollar!
**watches as poo stained dollar floats to the floor**
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Putting your hands down a female's pants upon meeting her, as opposed to the normal method of handshaking.
Juan Manuel Ecuadorian Handshaked that girl and now she hates him forever. AWW DUUUDDEE AWWWWWWW
Ecuadorian Handshake does not a friend make!
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